I seem to have had an accident

[FanjoFiasco]

oh god. I have injured my fanjo. I am not going to ring NHS direct - I can't! Help!

lol @ going to a&e and telling the triage nurse 'I have a splinter in my fanjo'. Oh the horror!!!! Good luck withh that one.

Oh wow the walrus looks seems to be turning him on his erectile dysfunction is cured

Off to enjoy a bit of bum love.

Night all XXXX

and congratulations on being able to type so well given the circumstances.

PMSL

Excellent wind up!

Oh fanjo stop.

Enjoy, love, you've earned it!!

Full marks to you for typing while tusked.

Standing up, I take it.

I've gone right off chinese all of a sudden!

fabulous. thank you whoever you are- you've brought a smile to MN this evening

Prawn cracker anyone?

ah so

If you did not need that pasta thingy, can I have it back then?

Oh dear me... Laughing to much... seriously my pelvic floor muscles are not what they used to be, I wonder if her DH has a little DIY cure for it??

maybe a couple of chicken balls

OMG lol pmsl! This thread is hilarious!
Especially 'penis splint' and walrus!

OP please show your dh this link
hope this helps

Glad you liked.

Very funny - almost caused me to go into labour at 39 weeks... for that, I would have been eternally grateful

Snortle .

Hoorah - amusing trolling for once . Watch and learn amateurs

Genuis

Oh giraffes - am now crying with laughter - walrus such an excellent touch