I seem to have had an accident

[FanjoFiasco]

oh god. I have injured my fanjo. I am not going to ring NHS direct - I can't! Help!

ah well needed to cheer myself up from my busted hand somehow

Excellent thread, thanks for the giggle.

giraffes, your going to have to change your name to thewalrus, that just made me cry with laughter, thanks.

oh this is inspired

well done for a fab 'troll' thread

just what we all needed!!!

I always wondered how they get those boats inside the bottle.

fantastic thread, faux yacht had me rolling on the floor

fantastic thread, faux yacht had me rolling on the floor

Hmmmm

I have never in all my 35 years ever been in tears of laughter before. There is mascara everywhere.

who are you OP? excellent trolling i was sitting here going 'oooh' 'owww' 'ouch' 'argh'

Oh this has to go in Classics.

Well done Giraffe.

See now Trolls take note, this is how its done!

I just laughed so hard that fizzy water came down my nose - at "penis splint"

thanks for cheering up a rather dull day!

I can't even begin to explain to my workmates why there is coke coming out of my nose at the moment so I am bookmarking this for later, so I can piss myself in peace

Brilliant. Just brilliant.
Please move to Classics MNHQ!

God bless you Giraffe. This is a masterclass in trolling at its absolute best. Tears of laughter are just starting to dry now..........

I am luaghing out loud, and getting puzzled looks from 6 mnth old DTs. I was thinking that if DH and I get drunk together, these sort of bedroom accidents could occur to us if we weren't more careful!

I think you should have a rosette! Reminds me of the " My husband wants me to dress as Sportacus" thread a while back. I need a wee now!

Could we have rosettes for funny threads? That would be good, they could show on your profile!

And come in different colours, like a ranking system.....

I just reread the whole thing at work and agree this thread is worthy of some sort of Booker Prize for Trolling.
Go on, MNHQ, you know you want to ...

Well done giraffes!

I bloody loved that thread.

aww you make me blush I thought I was going to get rumbled because I had been on about feast lollys earlier on and that inspired the thread. (NOT that I was tempted to try)

That was hilarious
I came late and read it all
funny as hell
well done girrafes

absolutely hilarious!!

Giraffes really CantRunA10K with splinters up their fanjos