Just checking what I can actually do in my garden

[Originalyellowbelly]

Obviously not BBQ, fire pit, children, tree houses, pools, climbing frames, footballs, bonfires, low fences, music, parties,DIY , lawn mowing, extensions, cats, dogs, have I missed anything? Wouldn't want to piss off anyone within 50 miles of me.

You forgot trampolines.

I think you’re only allowed to sit in silence as per MN rules.

Smoke, you can't smoke in your own garden.

Wind chimes, these are banned.

Smoking

But make sure you’re not seen or caught looking at people / their houses

Oh, yes trampolines, and flags.

Smoking, a bar of any description, tv projected screens or bright lights

You may aswell just lock the door and close the curtains incase you upset anyone

Fireworks.
Hot tub.

I obviously break so many rules, I can't remember them all.

Puddles, don't make puddles.

Breathe loudly

Hot tubs

Don’t feed the birds, you’ll encourage them to poo everywhere.

Can’t look over your fence.
No trees.
Don’t leave your washing out overnight.

Don't hose your fence

Power wash your patio, that's also illegal.

Or water the fence.

Talking, laughing and looking over your fence at your neighbour

No, I've definitely seen someone on here complaining about people who keep their curtains closed all the time.

Hot tubs!

Just try not to be an arsehole.

Someone the other day was asking if they can jet wash their patio in the middle of the day 😂 on a weekend! Like wtf, it was like 3pm or something!

I knew you wise MN's would point me out the errors of my ways, I bow down to your knowledge of the rules.