Great works of literature ruined by a single sentence

[Blandmum]

Idea stolen from the Time ed website

'Hey Godot, you're early!'

Innkeeper to Joseph and Mary - "yes, there are plenty of rooms, come in!"

"Darcy, will you not dance?"
"Yes, I will ask Elizabeth Bennett"

(at the first ball in the book)

jane eyre - 'she's in the attic' shouted out panto style

"You're a wizard Harry. Have you never done anything you didn't intend to, have strange things happen?"

"No."

anna karina - 'you know i don't think i will shag you, i am married'

On a similar vein - in the anthem 'This is the Record of John'

"Art thou Elias?"

"ANd he answered Yes."

1984

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast thought he might pop out an buy a pet rat.

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'Excuse me Golum, but I think I've found your ring'

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he got out of bed and made himself a sting cup of coffee 'Wierd dream, he thought.

Last night I dreamed I went to Manderley.
where there was no housekeeper or any kind of help at all.

Snort at Manderley...

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, Northern Rock were running out of money...

Now I really must go and jar up my homemade mince meat. >

Gone with the Wind
'Sod Tara, I never liked the place anyway'

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not literature, I know but

Bridget Jones Diary

'I've decided that fat is a feminist issue'

"Not to worry. Plenty more fish in the sea" Othello.

'M Proust, I am very sorry, but all the small cakes have been sold'

It's a bloody GIRL

Shakespeare passim

LOL effie!

the bible "bring me the head"

all together now

"oooooo nice plates"

"It was the best of times. No it really was. Everything was just peachy. The End"

"And the wonderful thing about tiggers is...

that we don't really care"

Emma looked at the foibles of her neighbours and decided to keep her gob shut