Great works of literature ruined by a single sentence

[Blandmum]

Idea stolen from the Time ed website

'Hey Godot, you're early!'

''I first met Dean not long after my wife and I split up. He was a boring tosser and I decided to not to meet him again''

On the Road

Merchant of Venice

"Hey Antonio, I can see your ships coming into harbour now!"

''Unpack the wagon folks - we just found us oil!!''

The Grapes of Wrath

'so in the end I decided to go to a Red Brick University inseatd'

Brideshead Revisited

Oedipus

"You look strangely familiar..."

The time traveller's wife

'Dad, this naked man just showed up in the garden'

'It's alright Clare, the police are already on their way, he won't bother us again'

"I'll just turn on the Sat Nav before we set off."

Odyssey

Twelfth Night:

'I know, we'll wear nametags'

Paris 'Actually, I'm gay'

''Dolores, you're a cute kid, but you're only 12 for god's sake. It would be perverted and immoral...''

Lolita

Ok, Max, you can come downstairs for your supper''

Where The Wild Things Are

'So in the end I decided not to go'

Around the world in 80 days

Angela's Ashes:

"My mother had many children but they all survived, my father was always employed and we had a very happy childhood."

The Picture of Dorian Grey

'Who left that bloody picture in the attic? I've just trodden on it looking for the Christmas decorations.'

Actually I take that back - no way is "Angela's Ashes" great literature............

''Zippitty doo dah, Zippity-yay, my oh my what a wonderful day!''

The Bell Jar

Moby Dick

"Fuck! Missed!"

From "Ruth" by Elizabeth Gaskell:

Ruth says: "Yes I'm unmarried and this is my illegitimate child - do you have a problem with that?"

Cathy to Nelly

'I love Heathcliff and I always will. Of course I'm not going to marry Edgar'

Cathy to Nelly

'I love Heathcliff and I always will. Of course I'm not going to marry Edgar'

Casandra to Agammemnon

"Just coz I've got a vagina, it doesn't mean I have to know EVERYTHING!!"

Dombey & Son.

Chapter 1:
Mr Dombey says: "Yes it's wonderful having a daughter - she is going to inherit my business you know."

The End

'Miss Brodie, I'm afraid you have failed another OFSTED inspection. I'm going to have to sack you'

Gregor Samsa woke up one morning to find that he had a bit of a hangover.