Great works of literature ruined by a single sentence

[Blandmum]

Idea stolen from the Time ed website

'Hey Godot, you're early!'

Mrs Beeton

'First catch your hare'

No, I think I'd rater have a pizza.

Hamlet.
"I'm really happy for them. And it's time for me to leave home and get a job."

Or

Genesis
"No thanks. I don't like apples."

Brief Encounter

"Yes do lets forget everyone else and run away together". They elope.

Treasure Island

'No thank you Mr Pew, my mother says I'm not to take things from strange me'

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May I extend to pop culture and crappy kids' programmes

Peppa Pig
"who fancies a bacon sarnie?"

Madame Bovary
Emma : No thanks, I'm very happily married

Little Woman

'No, Ma, we are not going to give up our christmas things to the poor family, fuck 'em'

Anne of Green Gables

'So they sent us a girl,so I got Matthiew to take her right back'

Demetrius to Helena (Act II, Scene III) in a wood outside Athens...

"Actually I rather quite like you. Shall we join Hermia and Lysander and elope?"

Midsummer Nights Dream...sorry!

Book of Esther: I'm not listening to Haman, he's obv a complete tosser

North and South
Margaret Thornton, ooh John , you northern manner and foreboding looks are a big turn on in comparison to the Southern fops I've met before

Macbeth
Well I do fancy being King ... but it's all just a bit too much effort. Think Mrs M and I'll just have a quiet night in.

Pollyanna

"oh just fuck off you miserable old fecker"

Swallows & Amazons:

"Better drowned than duffers, if not duffers won't drown"

Darlings, Daddy's thrown a wobbler, stay with Nanny while Mummy calls Social Services.

And bugger the Lake District, next year we'll go to Mauritius.

Lear: "I'm not giving you a thing."

Catch 22

'Guess what, they are sending me home early!'

Importance of Being Ernest

"A handbag!
Well don't worry lad - don't let that stand in the way of you getting married"

To Kill a Mockingbird

"Oh no, that looks a bit of a tricky case,I don't think I will thanks all the same"

Romeo and Juliet

'Yes, marry her, its time we put all this fighting behind us!'

The Secret Garden: Mary gets a Playstation

lol @ pollyanna

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