Great works of literature ruined by a single sentence

[Blandmum]

Idea stolen from the Time ed website

'Hey Godot, you're early!'

Message withdrawn

"It's a boy"
Little Women.

Midwide to Mrs bennett ''Congratulations - Another fine son for you''

midwife

xpost!!! lol

"Alright, I won't go on the swing till tomorrow"

What Katy did

''Your ladyship, I'm very flattered but I don't find you attractive''

Lady Chatterley's Lover

Ian McEwan - Saturday - "Henry had a cold so decided to stay at home all day"

"...but I don't like trains"
The Railway Children

The Great Gatsby

Jay 'Wanna come to a party?'

Daisy 'Nah, I'm washing my hair.'

''Great news Pierre - your dad has made a full recovery''

War and Peace

The whole Little house series

'Do you know, Pa, I think this whole western expansionist thing is utterly unfair to the Native Americans who already live in those lands'

King Lear

"ok, you all get the same."

The name of the Rose

'Don't lick your fingers, its unhygenic!'

"Reader, I dumped him" - Jane Eyre

"Pooh stroked his rotund figure and thought to himself ' I need to watch my weight'."

"We really do need a boy, sorry"

Anne of Green Gables

"Have a nice holiday over Christmas, and here's a CHristmas bonus"
A Christmas Carol

'OK, OK I'll sign!'

Man for all Seasons

"Better just test it on the lab mice first."

Jekyll and Hyde

''Hello, I'm from social services. About this dog you have looking after the children...''

Peter Pan

'oooo I fancy peach cobbler for tea'

James and the Giant Peach

"Just pretend we haven't noticed. They can sort their own bloody balloon."

Enduring Love

A Kesteral for a Knave

"What 'ur Jud? I'd make money from a racing pigeon?"

The rime of the Ancient Mariner

"God save thee, ancient Mariner! From the fiends, that plague thee thus! Why look'st thou so?"

"With my cross-bow; I shot the albatross.....and missed."