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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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LaserShark · 04/10/2019 19:54

I think mine is self explanatory and a pretty spectacular way to go...

MoonfaceAndSilky · 04/10/2019 19:55

Turns out the Toffee Shocks and Pop Cakes were laced with cyanide they then threw my body down the Slippery Slip Shock

DeRigueurMortis · 04/10/2019 19:55

In style Wink

Mercedes519 · 04/10/2019 19:55

I would be like Brian from E17 and run over by my own car

MoeGreenSpecial · 04/10/2019 19:55

Being shot through the eye while having a massage

SnarkyGorgon · 04/10/2019 19:57

Turned to stone and/or decapitation, so at least it’ll be quick

gavisconismyfriend · 04/10/2019 19:58

Reflux!

Ridingthegravytrain · 04/10/2019 19:58

A life of excess! I wish!!

silentpool · 04/10/2019 19:59

Drowning in a vat of gin 😀

AnarchyKitty · 04/10/2019 19:59

Scratched to death by a black cat with a safety pin through its nose.

Windydaysuponus · 04/10/2019 19:59

Blown out to see as I live at the beach...

HerondaleDucks · 04/10/2019 20:00

@Wall2WallArseholes haha I laughed so hard at yours I choked on my tea!

BeyondMyWits · 04/10/2019 20:00

Oh dear... through ignorance I guess..
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Moon108 · 04/10/2019 20:00

The moon falls out of the sky... on top of my house, on the 10th of August

MenopausalBuffoon · 04/10/2019 20:01

From heat-exhaustion during a hot flush after stupidly leaving the central heating turned up to maximum overnight.

HalfBrick · 04/10/2019 20:01

Grim. I only changed name recently, my other name was so mellow!

ThatCurlyGirl · 04/10/2019 20:02

To be honest I am ever closer to the tipping point where my hair will be bigger than the rest of me. The better I get at the curly girl method the bigger my curls get. I shall be enveloped by my own grooming. Can think of worse ways to go.

Deliqueen · 04/10/2019 20:02

Heart attack from all the rich food.

NoodlingAlong · 04/10/2019 20:03

Choking on a Wagamama’s.

LadyMacnet · 04/10/2019 20:03

Having taken my husband away for a weekend to a remote Scottish castle I throw myself from the battlements frustrated by the lack of wi-fi.

keepmoving · 04/10/2019 20:04

It'll never happen!

thenewaveragebear1983 · 04/10/2019 20:04

I'd get eaten by Yogi bear (because he's smarter than the average bear, right?) 🐻

FoldenHoard · 04/10/2019 20:05

Crammed into a suitcase and stuffed in a room with lots of rubbish.

BirdsInTheAttic · 04/10/2019 20:05

I go to investigate a noise in the loft...

ch3rrycola · 04/10/2019 20:05

Death by cherry coke OD