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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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CrepuscularCritter · 06/10/2019 12:09

At the paw of a beast most active at dawn or dusk.

wherehavealltheflowersgone · 06/10/2019 12:19

In a desert with a sparse funeral

mumdebump · 07/10/2019 00:05

Minor collision (albeit with fatal consequences) whilst listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Andahelterskelterroundmylittle · 07/10/2019 01:17

Endlessly riding a helter skelter

TheresSummatUnderThatBed · 07/10/2019 01:39

I don't know what will do it, but I know where it's waiting for me...

frankie001 · 07/10/2019 01:39

Relaxed far too much, but was only doing as I was told.

CoolCarrie · 07/10/2019 01:42

Locked in a freezer!

BigChocFrenzy · 07/10/2019 01:46

Death by Chocolate 😂🍫🍫

cannotmakemymindup · 07/10/2019 01:55

As many ways are imaginable...

YouSirOweMeOneNewHat · 07/10/2019 02:10

By fighting to the death for my new hat...

DesdamonasHandkerchief · 07/10/2019 02:24

My husband would become convinced by an evil 'friend' that I'd been unfaithful to him and, driven to madness by jealousy, would smother me Shock

LifeChangingMagicOfDoingSodAll · 07/10/2019 08:22

Murdered by an enraged Marie Kondo

TryingToDrinkMoreWater · 07/10/2019 11:24

Dehydration.

CrowleysBentley · 07/10/2019 12:38

Run over by a vintage Bentley that's on fire, and driven by a demon.

Batshittery · 07/10/2019 12:41

Laughing to death at some of the crazy threads on here Grin

Maddaddam · 07/10/2019 13:04

I would be wiped out in a world plague engineered by an evil genius, inspired by a computer game he'd played as a teen.

PenelopeFlintstone · 07/10/2019 13:07

Death By Dinosaur

thisisasoloflight · 07/10/2019 13:11

Plane crash Confused

ahagwearsapointybonnet · 07/10/2019 13:12

Falling from broomstick? Or impaled on bonnet.

HRH2020 · 07/10/2019 13:15

In a tunnel in Paris

bibliomania · 07/10/2019 13:19

Crushed under a pile of books.

SheSnapsThenSheFarts · 07/10/2019 13:21

Sudden breakage followed by extreme flatulence

shiningstar2 · 07/10/2019 13:24

2 shining stars falling out of the sky and hitting me on the head Star Star

SoundofSilence · 07/10/2019 13:59

Buried alive.

ThroughTheMirrorEmpire · 07/10/2019 14:02

Sucked into an evil alternate universe...