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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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AleFailTrail · 07/10/2019 14:09

Something to do with a railway pub crawl going very very wrong (the rail ale trails are what I allude to)

RavenLG · 07/10/2019 14:12

A flock of ravens would drop a n LG TV on me.

LePimpernelScarlette · 07/10/2019 14:42

Probably while rescuing French aristocrats from the guillotine......

joffreyscoffee · 07/10/2019 15:19

Dying in a vat on Frappuccino's

Catscatsandmorecats · 07/10/2019 21:51

They can be vicious buggers when they gang up

FawnDrench · 07/10/2019 22:02

Drowned by an adorable Bambi-lookalike.

MassDebate · 07/10/2019 22:15

It’d be rather enjoyable tbh

SalemSpellman · 07/10/2019 22:18

Trying to take over the world

RolytheRhino · 07/10/2019 23:52

@catscatsandmorecats

The thumb-cat regime! 😱 They've only got one thing on their minds, you know, if the Cravendale ads are to be believed.

jitterbugintomybrain · 07/10/2019 23:55

Tormented to death by a crazy dance I can't get out of my head.

DragonNoodleCake · 07/10/2019 23:57

Baked into a cake and eaten by a dragon for dessert

SinisterBumFacedCat · 08/10/2019 00:00

That evil cat smothered me with its arse like face.

ArizonaRobbins · 08/10/2019 00:45

Plans crash?

ArizonaRobbins · 08/10/2019 00:46

Plane

Dreamscomingtrue · 08/10/2019 00:47

While I’m asleep? 🤔

GeoffreyAndBungle · 08/10/2019 01:14

Murdered by that strange pair from Rainbow 🌈 😱🗡

RageAgainstTheVendingMachine · 08/10/2019 01:34

I think we can all guess where this is going

SproutsRock · 08/10/2019 01:51

Getting splattered by a rock hard sprout

DoorbellsSleighbellsSchnitzel · 08/10/2019 01:55

Killed when the curtain pole in Julie Andrews' bedroom falls on my head during a rousing rendition of "My Favourite Things"

jobbymcginty · 08/10/2019 02:04

Something to do with poo? 💩

OooErMissus · 08/10/2019 02:11

Chased over the edge of a cliff by Bennie Hill and his cronies.

BBInGinDrinking · 08/10/2019 02:57

Too much gin, if there is such a thing, or squished under an avalanche of bottles and lemons.

TheMaddHugger · 08/10/2019 03:16

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?
TanteRose · 08/10/2019 03:24

Death by rose thorns! Shock Flowers

sporotrichosis

www.healthline.com/health/rose-thorns

boyd0000a1 · 08/10/2019 03:30

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