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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

?

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thecabbageassasin · 08/10/2019 15:00

Plied with cabbage until I explode.
Hit by a stray cabbage in freak occurrence.

highheelsandbobblehats · 08/10/2019 15:50

Falling down a flight of stairs when my hat fell over my eyes and my heel caught in the pavement.

FishBulb · 09/10/2019 01:54

Heart attack from the shock of seeing my face on a box of Japanese detergent.

Germ1360 · 09/10/2019 02:29

I am patient zero.

ViciousJackdaw · 09/10/2019 05:52

Pecked to death

LoudBatPerson · 09/10/2019 06:18

A big gang of bats surround me and emit just the right frequency sound to rupture my blood vessels.

DontGoIntoTheLongGrass · 09/10/2019 06:59

Raptors.

AliciaMayEmory · 09/10/2019 07:01

Joey Tribbiani’s cabbage patch doll would come to life and kill me in a horror-style way.

Spaceman101 · 09/10/2019 07:25

Ejected from a space rocket

UselessTrees · 09/10/2019 07:39

Tried to hide from the madman in the woods. Failed.

HunterAngel · 09/10/2019 10:02

Hunting accident. Or possibly killed by an angel on a hunting trip

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HebeMumsnet · 09/10/2019 10:37

Morning, everyone.

We've had several nominations for this thread to go into Classics so we're going to move it over now.

GBroGal · 09/10/2019 12:04

"Hello - pleased to meet you. My name is G Brogaaaargh ..."

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00100001 · 09/10/2019 12:22

@UselessTrees LOL

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00100001 · 09/10/2019 12:22

@HebeMumsnet ... how do you die?

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ahagwearsapointybonnet · 09/10/2019 12:38

Of the HebeJeebies?

ElinoristhenewEnid · 09/10/2019 12:48

In transit from Malory Towers in Cornwall to Chalet School in Austria (being driven by a doctor of course)

Mookins14 · 09/10/2019 12:52

When my 14 stone cow-kitten crossbreed jumps up on my chest for cuddles

DeadDoorpost · 09/10/2019 12:58

Pretty obvious...

thecatneuterer · 09/10/2019 13:01

HebeMumsnet ... how do you die?

Being very, very slowly suffocated by a slow-growing, ground cover, evergreen plant while moderating MN?

Spaghettio · 09/10/2019 13:19

Strangled by pasta

SilentBob · 09/10/2019 13:26

Quietly. Either in a swimming pool or on the loo.

BrokenBrit · 09/10/2019 13:33

Multiple fractures on my home island Shock

AnneKipanki · 09/10/2019 13:36

HebeMumsnet trapped in a net and stung by an angry Mummy bee ( too close to her little boy )
Love hebe jeebies though !

AWaspOnAWindowReturns · 09/10/2019 13:37

I don't think mine needs any further explanation 😂