If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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This has been fun !

Whipped to death!

I climb up the Sagrada Familia, slip and plummet to my grisly demise. It's actually a recurring dream I have and where my username comes from.

Quietly in my sleep

Deep fried in oil at the chippy

Possibly choked in a fatty fug....

Withers away to a dry husk after a brexit-imposed shortage of Lindt.

Deep fried in oil at the chippy

nooooooooooo.... flashbacks of Lisa Faulkner in Spooks.... shiver...

Attacked by wine glasses for drinking a vintage wine out of my Harry Potter mug

Obesity-probably not far from the truth tbh.

Some kind of goldilocks meets Loki situation? That doesn't sound too bad though because I'm definitely up for a game of 'Who's been sleeping in my bed?' with Loki before my imminent departure.

Drowning in dog vomit 🤢

At the start of the first ever annual elephant ballet.

On a Dorset beach

OP, you’d just exclaim loudly.

Binary = !

never trust a squirrel, backstabbing bastards

I honestly dread to think!

I presume breaking my neck by trying to kiss me little ass

@Santasballsack out of all the ways to die on this thread I would imagine being tea bagged and suffocated to death by an elderly, fat, hirsute bloke would be the most horrific!

I dread to think about it!

I don't know, but I will be back.....

Jojo-in-the sea 😂😂😂

Predicted but not noteworthy

I guess ran over by an idiot in a very small car...

Stretched into the Hulks G-string?