If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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Vapourised by Vogons. Maybe.

Tragically fishhooked in the line of duty.

Dehydration? Or perhaps by withdrawal!

I wouldn't even know it would just happen

Wither away

Overdose of dried frog pills. A happy way to go.

Literal violence by pronouns

Killed by an atomic bomb in Japan on my own whilst listening to the Manic Street Preachers.

Killing myself

Taken out by the Grimm

Falling off my apocalyptic horse 🐎

Head on crash driving home from picking up my new car. If you've never seen The West Wing you won't have a clue what I mean.

Jon Snow bastard

After getting separated from the rest of the group on a ill fated caving expedition, then having made a home underground for several months surviving on salamanders and licking stalagmites, I am very unfortunately set upon by troglodytes and killed for my last block of kendal mint cake.

A large piece of purple sky will fall in my head and kill me. Like in chicken little

Diabetes

Hula hoops, bounty bar, pom bear, happy hippo (chocolate version), jam filled doughnut, rum ball, 3 cheddar chutney toasties, mint cornetto, coffee flavoured stroopwaffel (from Albert heijn supermart in the Netherlands), another cheese toastie, avocado on ryvita, dark chocolate Hobnobs, dark chocolate digestives, dark chocolate Hobnobs, dark chocolate digestives, marmite cheese on toast, celery sticks and hummus, chocolate cornetto, baked potato, another rumball, more marmite cheese on toast until it’s time for a proper sit-down dinner

Executed by the masses for lewd behaviour

Super intelligent chickens from the birdseye factory hunt me down and avenge the death of their comerades.

@BursarsDriedFrogPills

It sounds more like a hoppy way to go!

Suffocated by humongous knickers

Struck down by Voldemort.

Oh dear it's gonna be messy

In a plane crash, after a confused elderly priest had an existential crisis and wrestled the controls away from the pilot. Alternatively, hit on the head by a book thrown by the same priest.

Trampled by a number of (49?) very slow and clumsy cows