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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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Defenestrator · 05/10/2019 20:50

Chucked out of a window, obvs

simplyredfan · 05/10/2019 20:51

With Mick Hucknall Wink

Heartofglass12345 · 05/10/2019 20:52

My heart turns to glass and shatters Shock

TheLongRider · 05/10/2019 20:57

Death by long distance cycling.

Or too much time making the beast with two backs!

Ridiclious · 05/10/2019 20:58

It would be...ridiculous! Like most of the accidents I have in my life Grin

whitetoblerone · 05/10/2019 21:05

I can't think of any better way to go than death by chocolate 😆

nevergotthehangofthursdays · 05/10/2019 21:08

Run over by a bulldozer trying to demolish my house.

Or chucked off a spaceship by some unpleasant green aliens with a great line in revolting poetry.

OytheBumbler · 05/10/2019 21:10

Bumbled my way into a sticky situation...

HeadLikeAFuckinOrange · 05/10/2019 21:12

Head transplanted with a piece of fruit...

Mummae21 · 05/10/2019 21:16

Cryingggg at some of these
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

twopintsprick · 05/10/2019 21:27

Clubbed to death by an aggrieved barman

Muuuuuuuum · 05/10/2019 21:30

Pushed off a cliff by my mother?

lakeswimmer · 05/10/2019 21:33

drowning; lake-non-swimmer

Peachbubble · 05/10/2019 21:35

Trapped in a fruity bubble forever...

Zoflorabore · 05/10/2019 21:37

I drink a cocktail of all my favourite Zoflora’s. Dead but disinfected Grin

TheresAFuckOverThere · 05/10/2019 21:37

You think you lot have problems???? What are my options????

MrsApplepants · 05/10/2019 21:39

Arse turns into an apple and rots

meringue33 · 05/10/2019 21:39

Squashed by a snowball... or a meringue 😂

AloneLonelyLoner · 05/10/2019 21:52

Alone? And sad about it.

TheBullshitGoesOn · 05/10/2019 21:55

Washed away by an overflowing slurry tank.

Dreamstosell · 05/10/2019 21:59

In my sleep

Pancakeflipper · 05/10/2019 22:01

Either a heavy duty frying pan or a steel pancake lands on my head.

Winecheesesleep · 05/10/2019 22:04

You know what, I'll take mine. Happy, full then peaceful Grin

Longdistance · 05/10/2019 22:06

Far far away.

Atropa · 05/10/2019 22:15

Poison berries. At least it'll be a quick one.