If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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I'd die of exhaustion after a week in bed with Remus.

Culled by the local farmer

Killed by the head of the family...

So huge and bloated that I drowned in a hot tub. Perhaps too chubby to get out?

Rare genetic condition

No idea ...but I am sure it will go with a bang!

Buried with the fishes on the order of a gangster for my predilection for many lovers.

Accidentally crushed to death underneath my hoard of stolen electronic goods.

Die of boredom after reliving the same day again and again.

Paralysed to death when my bookshelf collapsed on top of me

Ground into burgers for a cheap fast-food outlet.

I'll be buried alive under a mountain of washing

Trampled by 253 cartoon characters

The human and canine DNA would be incompatible

Oh I'm fucked aren't I

Do you have a cat? Because if so, it’s a certainty...

Well when signing up, I got sick of trying over and over again for a username that wasn't in use and just mashed the keyboard.

I'm not sure how that would translate to a death.
Probably something happens because I am too inpatient to wait.

Choking on a cherry stone that was accidentally left in some delicious cherry soup. Or drowning in a vat of it. Yum!

In the arms of Tim Riggins, because our interpretation of “Texas Forever” wasn’t meant to be interpreted through the medium of Boudoir.

Sneaking off for a stogie in the British museum and accidentally getting trapped in a sarcophagus.

On the wall (or of boredom whilst staring at a camera moodily AGAIN).

The wind changed

Beheaded?

Killed in a duel by a mighty pirate.

Oh god...