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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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GrimDamnFanjo · 05/10/2019 18:12

STI ?

RoseAndRose · 05/10/2019 18:13

I was deadheaded

YouKilledOinker · 05/10/2019 18:13

Good question 😂

Weatherwaxed · 05/10/2019 18:15

On my own terms in my own bed with my trusty i aten't dead sign corrected by me prior to the event.

sockittome123 · 05/10/2019 18:16

Death by sock Hmm

Not the most exciting way to die!

cruellaisback · 05/10/2019 18:17

Unhinged fur-coated dalmatian-obsessed driver takes me with her ...

Justkeeprollingalong · 05/10/2019 18:17

In the Wild West with a tomahawk.

Justkeeprollingalong · 05/10/2019 18:17

Great thread. Classics?

startingtoday · 05/10/2019 18:18

Assume I would rise from the ashes!!! Smile

Tobebythesea · 05/10/2019 18:20

Drowning Shock or kicked by a donkey.

ALongHardWinter · 05/10/2019 18:23

Hypothermia.

Ironytheoppositeofwrinkly · 05/10/2019 18:32

Went the same way as Trevor from 'Enders 😁

Toadsrevisited · 05/10/2019 18:33

Some sort of biblical plague of amphibians

AlwaysOnAbloodyDiet · 05/10/2019 18:34

Die of starvation

Highly unlikely

nilcarborundum · 05/10/2019 18:41

Ground to dust.

madroid · 05/10/2019 18:41

Someone took my battery out

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 05/10/2019 18:44

I don’t know... frostbite?

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 05/10/2019 18:48

Perhaps a killer whale might get you LordProfFekko

QwertySmalls · 05/10/2019 18:48

Hit with a keyboard for snitching.

FanSpamTastic · 05/10/2019 18:49

Got to be some dreadful accident with the key on a tin of spam?

HavelockVetinari · 05/10/2019 18:51

@Weatherwaxed GrinSad

I'd be either dropped in the scorpion pit or silently assassinated.

BrownSauceOfCourse · 05/10/2019 18:52

Accident in the HP factory. Probably involving a vat.

Cailleach · 05/10/2019 18:57

Old age.

EvilHerbivore · 05/10/2019 18:58

A giraffe with a gun?

Whatthefoxgoingon · 05/10/2019 18:59

I literally wouldn’t have a clue.