If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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Vat of chocolate sauce, with a bit of luck.

Attacked by headless gummy bears because they’ve decided to fight back

Drowning in my brew.

Attacked by an aardvark

My map was carefully drawn but dangerously inaccurate

plunges off cliff

The Badgers poked me back!

Shagging during a stock take?

Drawn on by black felt tips until I die of the fumes

Legs chopped off by Lord Farquaad whilst being held hostage in Duloc and bled to death on the torture table.

Killed by my own boobs. Although it would take longer now I'm no longer pregnant. Still annoyingly sized, though.

Maybe I was never really here ...

I'm dying same way as Elvis

Um, some sort of group suicide thing?

Fragrant

Poisoned mussels following an oil spill.

Previously enjoyable sex goes terribly, terribly wrong.

Topple over enjoying the sensory experience of warmth, noise and back massage getting pummelled by the world's best hot shower for too long, hit my head on the way down, knocking myself out and drown in the shower tray as the plughole gets half clogged by my hair and can't keep up with the volume of water coming down.

Savaged to death by an aggressive cat.

Dying if hunger when I've ran out of Prosecco and quinoa!

What’s funny is that my username does come from an accident that nearly killed me - I almost amputated my arm with a bathroom sink and was lucky I didn’t bleed to death, thanks to quite thinking from my mum.

On a high

It would be a dramatic ending caused by a llama

Done in by the chrestomanci's jealous cat (because of our affair)!

The nasty vipers take revenge

Er, not sure.