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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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FrustratedTeddyLamp · 05/10/2019 14:37

Ã’uch...

ThanosSavedMe · 05/10/2019 14:37

Not a bad way to go @bellinisurge

PencilsInSpace · 05/10/2019 14:44

I would take a commercial flight into space and recklessly smuggle a pencil with me, thinking 'hahaha now I don't need to worry about whether the ink in my biro will flow in zero G'. While using my pencil the lead would break and float freely around the spacecraft until it became jammed in a piece of delicate circuitry causing a fault that would cut off the oxygen or open the doors or something.

TheRealMrsHopper · 05/10/2019 14:49

Shagged to death by Hopper Wink

Tuesdayrain · 05/10/2019 14:49

On a Tuesday.. in the rain.

Afternooninthepark · 05/10/2019 14:51

Ducks can be dangerous beasts at feeding time.

SlightlyWizened · 05/10/2019 14:54

Dehydration

thetardis · 05/10/2019 15:06

accidentally rematerialising into a black hole.

HoldMyLobster · 05/10/2019 15:32

Nasty incident involving a crustacean and some fingerless gloves.

HilaryBriss · 05/10/2019 15:47

From eating the special stuff...

AvocadosBeforeMortgages · 05/10/2019 15:57

Avocado hand and massive blood loss in a slightly grotty rented flat 🥑

Thighsofregret · 05/10/2019 16:02

I’d hate to imagine

BunnyTeapot · 05/10/2019 16:02

A bunny is going to shove me in a teapot 😬

derxa · 05/10/2019 16:08

unexpectedly and by someone unknown.... Fuck knows. My username means nothing.

redredrobins · 05/10/2019 16:09

Pecked to death by a flock of angry birds.

Bouledeneige · 05/10/2019 16:10

Knocked out by a snow ball.

RaymondStopThat · 05/10/2019 16:12

I have no idea how, but I can tell you who!

lalahotpants · 05/10/2019 16:14

Set my knickers on fire

JorahsMistress · 05/10/2019 16:17

Shagged to death Grin

MissClementine · 05/10/2019 16:35

Pummelled to death by citrus fruits

itsgettingweird · 05/10/2019 17:05

Oddly Grin

Spudlet · 05/10/2019 17:05

Buried by a freak shower of potatoes 🥔

Crayolaaa · 05/10/2019 17:07

In a very colourful way.

nowifi · 05/10/2019 17:09

No wifi and the world implodes!

MoverofPaper · 05/10/2019 17:11

Paper cut

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