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Original poster

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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frostybananabread · 05/10/2019 12:05

Hit over the head with a frozen loaf

FatAndFurious7 · 05/10/2019 12:10

Pie eating competition against sworn rival

elastamum · 05/10/2019 12:11

Stretched to breaking point

OldEvilOwl · 05/10/2019 12:13

Oh dear looks like I will be pecked to death

DameCelia · 05/10/2019 12:17

Strangled by the moles who escaped my clutches

1066vegan · 05/10/2019 12:33

Choking on a Gregg's vegan sausage roll during a reenactment of the Battle of Hastings.

Feckingfireengine · 05/10/2019 12:36

Fecking fire engine Grin

PerspicaciaTick · 05/10/2019 12:36

Well I'm not going to drown, so I'm guessing some sort of catastrophic broomstick accident?

FrenchFancie · 05/10/2019 12:37

Death by cake.

Might actually happen.

pollywobble · 05/10/2019 13:10

@UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea 😂😂

MrsScrubbingbrush · 05/10/2019 13:17

Death by housework!

AwdBovril · 05/10/2019 13:21

Kicked to death by a milk cow. Whilst simultaneously being lashed in the face by its shit-smeared tail.

ShartGoblin · 05/10/2019 13:21

@StCharlotte this certainly gave me a good laugh Grin

MightyAtlantic · 05/10/2019 13:22

Drowned at sea.

booksandcaffeine · 05/10/2019 13:22

Either the books or caffeine kill me.

SkiingIsHeaven · 05/10/2019 13:27

At least I will go doing something I love

icanclearabuffet · 05/10/2019 13:29

I'm going to a party tonight.
I better book a hearse instead of taxi?

BigusBumus · 05/10/2019 13:39

My posterior exploding whilst watching The Life of Brian.

Milanimilani · 05/10/2019 14:05

Arguing with people that my two names are pronounced differently until I drop dead of a heart attack (mil ay nee mil ah nee).

averythinline · 05/10/2019 14:13

Garrotted by hidden fishing line whist running through a wood away from something scary

CuileanDubh · 05/10/2019 14:20

Death by puppy teeth. A slow, painful death. She’d eat the evidence.

Eventually.

Flyingarcher · 05/10/2019 14:30

Shot by a longbower in a microlight? Or a really bad argument with the pilot on the shooting line?

Dowser · 05/10/2019 14:32

With my pendulum in my hand, dowsing for water but not seeing he tsunami building up behind me

Or dowsing around Stonehenge on one of the few times you are allowed and one of those big rocks that has stood there for centuries suddenly topples and crushes me.

bellinisurge · 05/10/2019 14:35

Drowned in a tidal wave of cocktail.

MacavityTheDentistsCat · 05/10/2019 14:36

Die??? I've still got eight more lives to go!