If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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Avenged by a clergyman's wife

Well I obviously don’t die!

Burst ear drums

Burnt to a crisp! 🔥🔆

Ecclesiastical massacre where they went for my tender bits

A regal fragrant ending

Pushed down the stairs by my butler.

Bitten by a walker whilst trying to save a stranger.

A brightly and crazy coloured figure comes to me in my sleep and takes me to a beautiful place.

Either a terrible skydiving accident or a really good acid trip.

Overdosing on hugs.

@DowntonCrabby maybe he’s getting revenge for all the times he was lured into the freezer and then locked in (Lara Croft tomb raider game reference)

Roaming the Haworth moors after a bout of dysentery.

@HerondaleDucks Ray bloody Purchase

drspouse

Indecision

Dunno, but I'm definitely not changing my name any time soon!

😕

Eaten by a dinosaur who fancied a non plant based meal for a change.

Explosion in an oil refinery.

Crab sticks 😭

Death by drowning! In a vat of sweet & creamy Italian coffee! Sounds lovely.

Apart from the death part

I'm doomed to die in misery with JRM for company. Clearly I need a new username ASAP.

I'm thinking something along the lines of the Poseidon Adventure?