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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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choppolata · 05/10/2019 10:04

An unfortunate incident with the sausage machine.

TheFaerieQueene · 05/10/2019 10:07

A faerie uprising triggered by a bunch of renegade bastards leads to a civil war and an end to my reign. In an attempt to regain power I hire an army of mercenary pixies who turn on me and do me in.

AnneKipanki · 05/10/2019 10:13

Brilliant thread @00100001

coatlessinspokane · 05/10/2019 10:13

Hypothermia! But I’ll be drunk at the time so won’t notice.

coatlessinspokane · 05/10/2019 10:17

TheFaerieQueene sounds like you had it coming to be honest 🤣

Gilead · 05/10/2019 10:18

on the wall!

MrsDaveGrohl78 · 05/10/2019 10:19

I'm totally fine with Dave Grohl shagging me to death! 😁

katewhinesalot · 05/10/2019 10:19

I guess I'd whined for a bit too long and to the wrong person...

BoomZahramay · 05/10/2019 10:26

First wish of the day..

Mangoandbroccoli · 05/10/2019 10:26

Vitamin overdose

ClemDanFango · 05/10/2019 10:28

Bludgeoned to death by Steven Toast.

30to50FeralHogs · 05/10/2019 10:36

I’m going to get shot by a rural American.

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?
DogHasEatenTheSqueaker · 05/10/2019 10:40

Argh, my squeaker...

MyCatPeedOnTheCurtains · 05/10/2019 10:40

Drown in cat piss.

Shinyletsbebadguys · 05/10/2019 10:41

Losing in a battle to the alliance Grin

Peacocking · 05/10/2019 10:45
Karwomannghia · 05/10/2019 10:49

Never would’ve thought how funny this would be! Brilliant idea!

aloneinthenight · 05/10/2019 10:50

This does not look good for me.

StCharlotte · 05/10/2019 10:59

Is @ShartGoblin on this thread? Confused

EvenPhilip · 05/10/2019 11:03
Grin
headinhands · 05/10/2019 11:14

Diy Mumsnet haircut mishap

Lisette1940 · 05/10/2019 11:15
Grin
OneWildNightWithJBJ · 05/10/2019 11:21

A wild night with Jon Bon Jovi... Can think of worse ways to go!

cricketmum84 · 05/10/2019 11:26

Hit in the head with an errant cricket ball while watching the kids play on a Sunday morning.

Darceysbadtoe · 05/10/2019 11:26

My toe gets even greener and I die of sepsis.