If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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Killed by an exploding bottle of cheap fizz.

#restinbubbles

Trampled by one of the horses, or maybe one of ds' alpaca......... actually no, it will be the chickens, yes definitely the chickens, those little buggers have been plotting against me for some time now, always lurking around a corner of a barn somewhere, leaping from a haybale or tapping at the window when you least expect it.

Lots of unbelievably lucky escapes, then something so rare that no one believes you've got it.

A heart attack induced by something mildly shocking. Probably something I read on Mumsnet.

Drowned in yogurt.

Great news for me!

Type 2 diabetes

These are brilliant. I could read them all day (& will).

Eaten by a pack of feral dogs

Don't know about my death but I'm sorted for the afterlife

sillyflips

Having nine bottles of Chloe perfume thrown at me. Which wouldn't be that surprising if my experiences working in retail are anything to go by.

Vodka Coke and Rollerskates......what could possibly go wrong?

Singing "I Love Rock n Roll" as I hurtle towards the ground after my jetpack malfunctions.

Oh shit. Either eating or drowning in - neither sound like pleasant ways to go!

Being trampled to death by a heard of pink unicorns.

Savaged by reindeer

Can you be ignored to death? Perhaps I’ll just drift away in my sleep but then my corpse won’t be found for 12 years....

Nipped to death

I would also like the sound of being shagged to death!
I reckon Kid Rock is a right old go'er!

By not going to the GP with the issue because I'm shy.

(I am not shy)

Squashed to death by a torrent of monkeys who insist on jumping and falling off a bed

Killed in the bath

Murdered by my cat (Pop)