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Original poster

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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proudestofmums · 05/10/2019 08:14

Heart literally bursting with pride

NotQuiteUsual · 05/10/2019 08:17

Almost old age related ailments. But last minute a lightening strike through the hospital window.

PrivateSpidey · 05/10/2019 08:24

Grin funny thread.

So many of the deaths sound like plotlines from Midsomer Murders.

Karwomannghia · 05/10/2019 08:27

Wall2wallarseholes!Grin

InDubiousBattle · 05/10/2019 08:27

In a dubious battle!

Bluewavescrashing · 05/10/2019 08:28

Drowning in a tsunami.

MitchAPalooza · 05/10/2019 08:29

Too much beer and general enjoyment listening to Snoop Dogg. Maybe run over whilst "going streaking".

Lweji · 05/10/2019 08:29

Natural death. Become a myth. Have a book written about me.

Quite boring.

MrsTishellsNeckBrace · 05/10/2019 08:29

Spinal Tap.

TheSquashyHatOfMrGnosspelius · 05/10/2019 08:30

Crushed under a tonne of copper ore and pigeon shit by an outraged Swallows And Amazons fan.

Chocolatecake12 · 05/10/2019 08:32

Death by chocolate cake - there are worse ways!

PullingMySocksUp · 05/10/2019 08:32

Ha ha! I guess I lose my balance and sustain a terrible head injury.

Nordicwannabe · 05/10/2019 08:40

Lost in the icy wilderness of Svalbard

OnlyOneChainsaw · 05/10/2019 08:43

Massive blood loss

AlisonWunderland · 05/10/2019 08:44

Eaten by a Jabberwock

TemporaryPermanent · 05/10/2019 08:44

Of too much sex.

DistantVworp · 05/10/2019 08:47

Squished by the Tardis

MrsBobBlackadder · 05/10/2019 08:48

Exhaustion after a weekend of wild passion with my handsome husband Edmund.

HardySwine · 05/10/2019 08:49

Trampled by a hefty pig

BeFire · 05/10/2019 08:54

🔥🔥🔥

HundredYearOldMan · 05/10/2019 08:55

Old age

elizabethdraper · 05/10/2019 08:58

Lung cancerSad

My mum died of lung cancer last year at 60

Omg is this an omen

scattercushion17 · 05/10/2019 08:58

Smothered by a cushion by one of the idiots I have to work for.

Walkon · 05/10/2019 09:00

I'd be walked on by something/someone

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 05/10/2019 09:02

Well, first I’m going to have to give this money back (ffs). Then it’ll be a rope and a tree for me (I’m terribly misunderstood you know).