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Original poster

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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Bucatini · 05/10/2019 07:08

Death by pasta

DocFartin · 05/10/2019 07:18

Overcome by noxious gas at the GP surgery, I fall, hit my head, Deaded.

wellthatwasunexpected · 05/10/2019 07:27

Something unexpected

latedecember1963 · 05/10/2019 07:30

Having received my centenary telegram in late December 2063 from King William or King George. People will say, " She had a good innings!"

DinosApple · 05/10/2019 07:36

Killed by a dinosaur dropping a massive apple on my head.

BearRabbitPants · 05/10/2019 07:39

Attacked by crazed bear and rabbit whilst wearing only my pants?!

BadnessInTheFolds · 05/10/2019 07:46

Some sort of fungal infection?

RiotAndAlarum · 05/10/2019 07:49

Oh, dear.

Grin
BelleSausage · 05/10/2019 07:51

I think mine is self explanatory.

BelleSausage · 05/10/2019 07:52

But it does depend if you’re going for the double entendre.

InMyOwnParticularIdiom · 05/10/2019 07:55

While on a sword-wielding rampage through the wedding party in a medieval castle

BSintolerant · 05/10/2019 07:56

@BelleSausage Grin what a way to meet your end.

browneyesblue · 05/10/2019 08:00

White Walker

Ihopeyourcakeisshit · 05/10/2019 08:00

Murdered by Mary Berry after having a protracted on line spat.

HereWeStand · 05/10/2019 08:03

Presumably defending the North and the honour of Bear Island

Widdendream77 · 05/10/2019 08:05

In a state of mental disturbance or confusion in 2077 at the age of 100!

PivotPivotPivottt · 05/10/2019 08:05

I fall down a block of steps and get crushed by the sofa which I was struggling to help my friend manoeuvre up said steps.

ChickenyChick · 05/10/2019 08:08

Salmonella Sad

Karwomannghia · 05/10/2019 08:08

Run over by a transgender classic VW car.

pottypotamus · 05/10/2019 08:08

Get sat on by a mentally deranged hippo Confused

Transpeaked · 05/10/2019 08:09

By the hands of TRAs

KindleAndCake · 05/10/2019 08:09

Overdose on cake while reading my kindle.....bliss 😇

sparklefarts · 05/10/2019 08:12

My farts become ever worse, finally igniting and I go off like a firework

Queenoftheashes · 05/10/2019 08:12

Murdered by Jon snow after torching King’s Landing with my dragon

sawyersfishbiscuits · 05/10/2019 08:13

I'd be poisoned by a fish biscuit and die in Sawyer's arms.... (Josh Holloway)