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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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AnyMinuteNow · 05/10/2019 02:36

Oh dear Confused Shock

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh......

OldAndWornOut · 05/10/2019 02:36
Grin
HerRoyalNotness · 05/10/2019 02:43

Hounded out of the palace and hung for treason

Time40 · 05/10/2019 02:51

Knocked unconscious by an avalanche of Digestive biscuits and drowned by a tidal wave of Earl Grey.

TheNestedIf · 05/10/2019 02:53

I'd abend.

AgnesNaismith · 05/10/2019 02:54

Tried for witchcraft and sentenced to death..........not before cursing everyone.......

pollywobble · 05/10/2019 02:57

I'll drop down dead after being chased by a fat parrot...

SnuffleBadger · 05/10/2019 03:25

Killed by a badger that has blocked sinuses

Notnowokay · 05/10/2019 03:38

Death by procrastination.

Lexplorer · 05/10/2019 03:58

I don't know. Still looking for words to explain it...

TheNestedIf · 05/10/2019 04:01

Actually, thinking about it, it's probably a good thing I have a partner I see regularly, otherwise that could turn into a "404 Not Found".

lilsquish · 05/10/2019 04:34

squashed by something little

Twospaniels · 05/10/2019 05:36

Smothered by two cuddly spaniels vying with e other to sit on me!

Vinosaurus · 05/10/2019 05:59

Wiped out by a wine bottle shaped asteroid

FallenSky · 05/10/2019 06:03

Parachute malfunction?

LadyWithLapdog · 05/10/2019 06:04

Eaten by my dog. Or tangled up in his lead.

rosedream · 05/10/2019 06:11

Whilst sleepwalking falling head first into the biggest, thorniest , tangly rose bush.

CurlyWurlyTwirly · 05/10/2019 06:14

Electrocuted whilst tonging my hair

CallSignCharlie · 05/10/2019 06:23

High speed air crash - for which Tom Cruise will feel responsible

Namechangedtoprotect · 05/10/2019 06:34

Not sure, but it involves crime abs the police so can't be nice!

tottieandmarchpane I love your name. Tottie was a favourite of mine and I wanted a child called apple. However chris and thingy got on first and I didn't want people to think I was copying them. Also dh said it was a stupid name. I now have a cat called Apple :-)

AgeingDurannie · 05/10/2019 06:37

Falling off Simon le Bon's yacht...

TalentedMsRipley · 05/10/2019 06:40

Just read the book.

Balloondog · 05/10/2019 06:59

From shock at the sound of my balloon dog bursting when a rogue child sticks a pin in it!

Metempsychosis · 05/10/2019 07:00

It would only be temporary.

AwkwardSquad · 05/10/2019 07:06

Debated to death by Bob Crow and Mark Serwotka

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