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Original poster

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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CarWreck · 05/10/2019 00:10

Wow, wish I hadn't seen this thread Sad

italianfiat · 05/10/2019 00:15

@MrsPinkCock

GrinGrinGrin

italianfiat · 05/10/2019 00:17

Car driven by an Italian or simply Italian car 🤔

PrivateSpidey · 05/10/2019 00:19

Web-slinging fail?...

SavetheMinden6 · 05/10/2019 00:22

Trampled on by French cavalry.

tldr · 05/10/2019 00:29

Boring myself to death

Drogosnextwife · 05/10/2019 00:30

Sex

PlinkPlink · 05/10/2019 01:01

In a row with the national security guard

SamBeckett · 05/10/2019 01:05

Can we have a vote please . . . . . . . . . . . .

MNHQ please can this go in classics , its had me ( and I hope others in stitches )

AlexaShutUp · 05/10/2019 01:12

I would be killed by an artificially intelligent device that was threatening to exterminate me.

Lowbrow · 05/10/2019 01:22

From my own stupidity.

managedmis · 05/10/2019 01:23

Torrid love affair gone tragically wrong

PatricksRum · 05/10/2019 01:24

Alcohol poisoning

Greatnorthwoods · 05/10/2019 01:36

Exposure, lost at night, alone in the forest.

LoreleiRock · 05/10/2019 01:38

Drowned. But beautifully.

LinoleumBlownapart · 05/10/2019 01:39
Confused
PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 05/10/2019 01:48

A very hard bump at the country dance being held in a garden.

Or, without the song reference, ending up with hypothermia from an ill-advised moonlit stroll wearing my Lindybop dress but no cardi.

coffeeicer · 05/10/2019 02:06

Caffeine induced cardiac arrest...

OldAndWornOut · 05/10/2019 02:08

Mine seems fair enough.

HeronLanyon · 05/10/2019 02:16

Squashed by two large paintings.

SamStephens · 05/10/2019 02:19

Spell backfired

lovesapinot · 05/10/2019 02:23

Liver failure.

isabellerossignol · 05/10/2019 02:24

Heroically

Bargebill19 · 05/10/2019 02:26

Drowning

QueenTaTe · 05/10/2019 02:34

A queen worm.