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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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BreastedBoobilyToTheStairs · 04/10/2019 23:35

I breast boobily to the stairs, and then, distracted by the glory of my [insert fruit of choice here]-like breasts, trip and fall. I fail to cushion my landing with my pillowy bosom, so I break my neck, but land with my perky nipples pointing to the sky through the no-bra-and-sheer-blouse combination I am inexplicably wearing.

ginandbearit · 04/10/2019 23:36

Will go with a final Dry London and a happy sigh

LadyGAgain · 04/10/2019 23:37

Froze to death whilst naked on horseback

Ursaminor · 04/10/2019 23:38

Hit by a falling star.

Ghostpost · 04/10/2019 23:40

By a ghost postman?

TickleMyTitsTilFriday · 04/10/2019 23:43

Death by tickling ❌

Patroclus · 04/10/2019 23:45

Mine works quite well. Death by Hector.

allthegoodusernameshavegone · 04/10/2019 23:46

trying to think of a better name

fireplacetiles · 04/10/2019 23:46

Burn to death after tripping

3luckystars · 04/10/2019 23:46

I scratch 3 lucky stars on a lottery ticket, go on the TV, spin the wheel and die of happiness.

Drabarni · 04/10/2019 23:48

Poisoned by a Romany herbalist , but will foresee it through clairvoyancy.

PatriciaBateman · 04/10/2019 23:52

Axe to the face? Chainsaw dropped from above? I have a few options... but all pretty awful! Shock

Love51 · 04/10/2019 23:52

Orgy?

Mandatorymongoose · 04/10/2019 23:53

Mine actually does, it's from a choose your own adventure book.
Did not take the offered mongoose (foolishly took cake) killed by snake 😔 forever onwards mongoose is mandatory.

RuffleCrow · 04/10/2019 23:54

You've seen The Birds, right?

Slowchirp · 04/10/2019 23:55

Down a mine with a canary Confused

MapMyMum · 04/10/2019 23:59

Being chased by my mum

NewtonPulsifer · 05/10/2019 00:00

Averting the apocalypse

GreenItWas · 05/10/2019 00:01

Choked to death on a ten foot bogey Grin

firelightbright · 05/10/2019 00:01

Set on fire 😵

Teddyo · 05/10/2019 00:05

Suffocated by a large teddy?

@onlyfortonight I LOL'ed way too hard at yours. Thanks for the laugh. Grin

duvetdaysgone · 05/10/2019 00:06

Suffocated by my duvet.

MrsPinkCock · 05/10/2019 00:06

Well, there are probably worse ways to go Grin

RaymondReddingtonMrs · 05/10/2019 00:08

Murdered by James Spader

Coffeeandchocolate9 · 05/10/2019 00:10

I can think of worse...