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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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DoubtingMyPatience · 04/10/2019 23:04

Of old age, and still waiting for my other half to propose.

I’ve ran out of patience.

NoHummus · 04/10/2019 23:04

I would obviously starve.

darkriver19886 · 04/10/2019 23:05

Drowned at night in a river when I am 68. Confused

monkeytennis97 · 04/10/2019 23:05

Fall off the roof of my house a la Tony Hayers

EdInjury · 04/10/2019 23:07
Halo
Ginxed · 04/10/2019 23:09

Kissed by Gin - what an ending!

HearMeSnore · 04/10/2019 23:09

Sleep apnoea.

sandygusset · 04/10/2019 23:12

Er.... sand crabs eat me from the inside out??

vodkaredbullgirl · 04/10/2019 23:14

Redbull gave me wings.

ColdTattyWaitingForSummer · 04/10/2019 23:14

Freeze to death 🥶

carsleyladiessociety · 04/10/2019 23:15

Agatha Raisin books.
Take your pick, theres all kinds of horrible ways to die.

allthesharks · 04/10/2019 23:16

Self explanatory

Stravapalava · 04/10/2019 23:17

Either run myself to death or kill myself from trying to upload to Strava and have it be the correct distance / pace etc and it actually work!

FireflyGirl · 04/10/2019 23:21

I am actually an assassin made up of a sentient hive of fireflies like the bug man in Buffy, and get my comeuppance.

Or else, Reavers.

ICouldBeSomebodyYouKnow · 04/10/2019 23:21

By the hand of someone known to me

Heaviestdirtyestsoul · 04/10/2019 23:23

Think I would be hit by the wheel that had come off a flaming car.

Amani · 04/10/2019 23:24

Fell off the end of a runway Wink

Queenest · 04/10/2019 23:24

By royal decree

SkaterGrrrrl · 04/10/2019 23:25

Skateboard accident.

WhenPushComesToShove · 04/10/2019 23:27

I shall fall aaarrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!

wigglybeezer · 04/10/2019 23:28

Allergic reaction to hairy caterpillar!

Thecurtainsofdestiny · 04/10/2019 23:29

Fatefully smothered by drapes

LemonPrism · 04/10/2019 23:30

A bolt of very yellow light shine through a prison with such strength that I am burned to death

LemonPrism · 04/10/2019 23:30

Prism*

feliciabirthgiver · 04/10/2019 23:34

Child birth

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