If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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Having the last laugh

Well, mine is Edward Lear so I’m going with killed by the Dong with a Luminous Nose.

I originally thought Bored to death.....but I prefer the Dong.

I've not seen the film ?

Falling from a tall tree

I would leave this earth a happy woman ...

Fell down the loo aged 30

In the wrong place as a small meteorite crashes to Earth.

Either that or a freak accident when putting the star on the top of the Christmas tree goes tragically wrong.

My hair would get stuck in my jumper buttons and I would bang my head on the floor and bleed out.

eaten by a small orange 22 year old cat

Too much red wine will be responsible for my demise.

Savaged by a raft of otters.

Slipped in chicken shit

Neck snapped whilst playing netball.

@FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse hello btw! I’ve been off MN for a few years... How’s the field?!

Drowned in a giant takeaway cup of coffee

OP your number's up !

Choking to death whilst eating a Percy Pig sweet

Some kind of electric shock

Being tripped down the stairs.

At 7.14 , on a Friday evening in a massive radio 4 cliffhanger.

Possibly involving tuna bake and a very Geordie “ ooooah nooooooah .....dum de dum de dum de dum “

Um, I’m not sure, but it seems like it might be fun finding out

Choking on my coffee

The machines are coming for OP. And her last word will just be !
Isn't that right binary

At the hands of whoever I've been impersonating all this time

She pushed me down the stairs, then sat on my twisted body and meowed for Dreamies.

Worked to death.