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Original poster

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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HippoRampage · 04/10/2019 22:16

I mean... 🤷‍♀️

girlandboy · 04/10/2019 22:17

By two children? One of each sex.

WeevilKnievel · 04/10/2019 22:17

Doing wheelies with no hands into a bag of flour

OnceUponAMidnightBeery · 04/10/2019 22:18

@ChanklyBore

I played the Dong with a Luminous Nose once... just saying...

yellowallpaper · 04/10/2019 22:19

Bricked up and the wall covered in yellow wallpaper?

MarthasGinYard · 04/10/2019 22:19

Happy Grin

OITNBfan · 04/10/2019 22:20

being run over by Laura Prepon's car as I try to obtain an autograph.

Alwayswithalacrity · 04/10/2019 22:20

Shouldn’t be too bad for me! Brisk and cheerful sounds like a good end to me!

Usernamealreadyexists · 04/10/2019 22:21

My clone sends a hitman.

QueenWhatevraWanabi · 04/10/2019 22:21

I'd fall into the dark depths of a giant box of Lego, never to be seen again.

WatcherintheRye · 04/10/2019 22:21

So busy watching, I didn't notice the combine harvester behind me...Shock Grin

Noteventhebestdrummer · 04/10/2019 22:22

Drumstick through my eyeball inflicted by the better drummer?

Shockers · 04/10/2019 22:22

Well...

Thisismyhappyface · 04/10/2019 22:22

Having a good time at least...

multivac · 04/10/2019 22:24

Not sure, yet. But you'll all be coming with me.

Scratchyfluffface · 04/10/2019 22:24

I get really itchy 🤣

TwatCat · 04/10/2019 22:26

Twatted by a cat

RockingMyFiftiesNot · 04/10/2019 22:27

Old age

WhatWouldChristineCagneyDo · 04/10/2019 22:29

Shot by a hardened criminal on a New York rooftop whilst wearing a fabulous outfit.

Allinadaystwerk · 04/10/2019 22:30

Exhaustion from twerking all day

OneHanded · 04/10/2019 22:30

The paralysed hand will become evil and strangle me after a huge struggle... 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Blueberryblueberry · 04/10/2019 22:31

By blowing up like a giant blueberry, like Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

LittleFishSwim · 04/10/2019 22:33

The struggling fish drowns

betternamepending · 04/10/2019 22:33

Waiting for a good idea

DrDiva · 04/10/2019 22:34

By having an OTT diva tantrum. With sparkly shoes and everything.