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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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Bobismyfriend · 04/10/2019 21:15

Turns out, Bob wasn't really my friend.

UpTheLaganInABubble · 04/10/2019 21:15

Drowning when my bubble bursts

marvellousnightforamooncup · 04/10/2019 21:17

Hormonal meltdown.

DrMadelineMaxwell · 04/10/2019 21:17

I'll get a sword through the chest, BUT it's ok because I will then be whisked into an alternate dimension by the muse of history to live on.

BagpussAteMyHomework · 04/10/2019 21:17

In a terrible showdown with a soft toy.

justthecat · 04/10/2019 21:18

Nooo, I put the screw in the tuna !! My teenage boys 😱 kenan and freakin’ Kel !!

JeSuisPrest · 04/10/2019 21:18

Nothing, I'm ready for anything.

partysong · 04/10/2019 21:18

Electrocuted by the karaoke machine

Rachelover60 · 04/10/2019 21:19

May be I won't live to over 70 - I imagine I go off in my sleep (hope so).

AnneKipanki · 04/10/2019 21:19

What do you think ? SERIOUSLY?

HappyDinosaur · 04/10/2019 21:19

Eaten by a very smiley T-rexHmm

TragicallyUnbeyachted · 04/10/2019 21:19

Deep-sea drowning, I assume...

Grammar · 04/10/2019 21:19

Hoist my my own petard.

Snog · 04/10/2019 21:19

Crime of passion or an STD

MonsteraCheeseplant · 04/10/2019 21:20

Drowning by my own good intentions

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 04/10/2019 21:20

Well, my old car would've struggled to keep itself together at 70mph so we'd both have died of boredom and shame as the other cars overtook and laughed .

My new car goes like Shit Off A Shovel.

I think I'd prefer the Boredom&Shame Death Wink

TorchesTorches · 04/10/2019 21:22

A fire related incident. Twice

Uberbeeboo · 04/10/2019 21:22

Stung by a huge bee ghost

sillyflips · 04/10/2019 21:22

Tah dah! Oh wait...

aweedropofsancerre · 04/10/2019 21:22

A little more than a wee drop of Sancerre

smilethoyourheartisbreaking · 04/10/2019 21:23

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FattyCutty · 04/10/2019 21:24

Eating too many Orkney biscuits Grin

RachelGreensThanksgivingTrifle · 04/10/2019 21:26

Murder by means of beef trifle.

TigerDroveAgain · 04/10/2019 21:26

Felines driving sports cars: hopeless for pedestrians

Spied · 04/10/2019 21:30

Fatal bullet from the hitman