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Original poster

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

?

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Iputthescrewinthetuna · 04/10/2019 21:04

Choking in a screw I put in the tuna!

Or dying from laughing whilst watching the clip for the zillionth time.

Earthandsky · 04/10/2019 21:05

Plane crash.

AreWeAnywhereNear · 04/10/2019 21:05

It's clearly going to take a while!

drspouse · 04/10/2019 21:06

I tell DH "that's DR to you one too many times".

Magpiefeather · 04/10/2019 21:06

Choking on a magpie feather. Grim.

weasledee · 04/10/2019 21:06

By a tribe of weasels emerging from the River Dee! :)

GuiltyPleasure · 04/10/2019 21:06

Enjoying doing something naughty but nice Blush

chilledteacher · 04/10/2019 21:08

Hypothermia on playground duty

Bluemascara4 · 04/10/2019 21:08

1980s eye lashes

Giggorata · 04/10/2019 21:08

In a supernova

justthecat · 04/10/2019 21:10

Clearly columbo, it was the cat 🙀

NotStayingIn · 04/10/2019 21:10

I’m guessing I really should have stayed in.

Grinchly · 04/10/2019 21:10

Murdered by Father Christmas

TheChippendenSpook · 04/10/2019 21:10

If be finally beaten by something from 'the Dark.'

orangeisnotmycolour · 04/10/2019 21:10

Squashed by rolling oranges...or by eating too many jade cakes

OriginofSpecies · 04/10/2019 21:11

I'll be OK. I'd just start all over again.

Original poster
00100001 · 04/10/2019 21:11

@aintnutinchanged

You refused to accept that change is inevitable.... and you die a stubborn death?

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AlbusSeverusMalfoy · 04/10/2019 21:12

In a wizarding war...

Shannith · 04/10/2019 21:12

@PhonicTheHedgehog GrinGrin

QueefLatifah · 04/10/2019 21:13

I’d die queefing.
Could be worse I suppose.

PigletJohn · 04/10/2019 21:13

Bacon factory.

aintnutinchanged · 04/10/2019 21:13

@00100001 I love it sounds about right too lol 😂😂

SauvignonBlanche · 04/10/2019 21:13

Alcohol poisoning

SophoclesTheFox · 04/10/2019 21:14

I don’t die, I keep getting cloned and resurrected by the Telemanuses.

BillywigSting · 04/10/2019 21:14

Overdose of billywig venom

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