If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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Bravely sacrificing myself on the guillotine in revolutionary France as redemption for my dissolute lifestyle

With a golf club but at least AC12 will be investigating

Squashed by a squash

Nitrate poisoning. In France.

Fall through a urine-rotted bathroom floor while manoeuvring new sanitary ware into place

Struck down by a comedy club patron for refusing to add scatalogical material to my searingly funny stand-up routine.

And not shitting myself as I die.

Smothered by butterflies?

Erm, killed by a house plant. Maybe the pot fell and conked me on the head? Or maybe I finally kept one alive and it over grew the house and smothered me.

@TheStakeIsNotThePower I watched that episode yesterday!

Wobble onto a busy London street and get run over :(

A freak oceanic collision

Head shot

Very very drunk, dressed as Audrey Hepburn

Stabbed in the front by a true friend

Strangulation via knicker elastic!

Hit by a bus

Just kidding!

I shall just disappear like a shadow into the night. Pursued by British airmen.

I die of embarrassment. Literally.

Chased by a cow till I die

Start worshiping a giant pavlova and end up dying of a sugary overdose.

Sneered to death by Chanel sales assistants!

Well that’s depressing.

Investigates new user names.

Painfully and shrunken

Impressively

Run over by a bus

Death after falling over my own feet, face first into freshly poured concrete. Maybe steam rollered for added stuckness.