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Original poster

If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

999 replies

00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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JuniperTisane · 04/10/2019 20:44

Gin.

Shouldbedoing · 04/10/2019 20:44

more exercise.

Ginfordinner · 04/10/2019 20:44

My name says it all Grin

57Varieties · 04/10/2019 20:44

Drowning in a vat of baked beans

There are worse ways to go

QueenAnneBoleyn · 04/10/2019 20:44

Off with my head I suppose.............

MeakTiger · 04/10/2019 20:44

Turned out the tiger wasn’t so meak.

titsbumfannythelot · 04/10/2019 20:44

Shagged to death.

I wish.

DuesToTheDirt · 04/10/2019 20:45

Brilliant thread.

I guess I'll faceplant and never get up again.

merlotbythefire · 04/10/2019 20:45

Ummmm....

Ohyesiam · 04/10/2019 20:46

I’m not sure, but I’m going to start getting very nervy as panto season approaches.

timeforawine · 04/10/2019 20:46

Wine overdose Grin

vampirethriller · 04/10/2019 20:47

Bitten by a thrilling vampire (Preferably Blade/Wesley Snipes.)

pastaparadise · 04/10/2019 20:48

Choking on conchiggli...

CanISpeakToYourManager · 04/10/2019 20:48

An incredibly unfortunate accident in an out-of-town shopping centre.

Insomniacscientist · 04/10/2019 20:48

An explosion caused by sleep deprivation

ItsClemFandangoCanYouHearMe · 04/10/2019 20:48

In a voiceover booth screaming.

BinkySodPlop · 04/10/2019 20:50

Alcohol poisoning from "adventurous" new beers.

JPduck · 04/10/2019 20:51

I forgot to duck! 🙈

MrStateTrooper · 04/10/2019 20:51

Died at the hands of a Springsteen song character!

Or, death by shagging Springsteen after he's given me a personal performance of the song.

hopingformoremoremore · 04/10/2019 20:51

That it was disappointing ?!

PoohBearsHole · 04/10/2019 20:52

Fall down a hole? Or worse 😂

wallymum · 04/10/2019 20:53

Timmy mallet did it

Ludways · 04/10/2019 20:53

I drink myself to death. It's the name of a bar.

howwillthispanout · 04/10/2019 20:54

Hmm....not got a clue

HerondaleDucks · 04/10/2019 20:55

@ItsClemFandangoCanYouHearMe

Toast of London! Ha. It might be Ray Purchase...