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If your username predicts the way you die... How would it happen?

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00100001 · 04/10/2019 19:19

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Craftycorvid · 04/10/2019 20:30

Plotted against by a gang of macrame-obsessed crows, perhaps?

Yeahnahyeah1 · 04/10/2019 20:30

Indecision.

For example. Do I cross this road, do I not, do I... oh there’s a bus.

HappyBumbleBee · 04/10/2019 20:30

Is be stung by a happy bumble Bee of course - then we'd die together 😂😂

margaritasbythesea · 04/10/2019 20:31

Speeding over a cliff in a car with my best friend.

(its a quotation from Thelma and Louise. It's also my retirement plan).

GimmeBread · 04/10/2019 20:31

Glutened to death

BillywilliamV · 04/10/2019 20:32

Squashed to death by overweight cat

ItProtectsMyHead · 04/10/2019 20:32

Formula 1 related accident

stanski · 04/10/2019 20:33

My dog killed me with kisses

MissMumofone · 04/10/2019 20:33

I always thought my daughter was shifty! Hahaha!

LifeonVenus · 04/10/2019 20:34

Venus Fly trap I guess.

Fourcandlesx · 04/10/2019 20:34

Hmm I will either be set alight by four candles or stabbed with fork handles

BSintolerant · 04/10/2019 20:34

In a world full of BS it’s only a matter of time.Grin

Ounce · 04/10/2019 20:35

Overdose. Or mauled by a snow leopard.

listsandbudgets · 04/10/2019 20:36

It would be mindbendingly boring. Imagine a death caused by spending too much time compiling lists and budgets... If I knew it was going to happen I could even make my last acts to write list of what I wanted to happen at my own funeral and produce a budget for it

TeaMeBasil · 04/10/2019 20:38

Basil would tea me to death....which is a distinct possibility as I really do love a good cuppa and he is obliging with his turn at the kettle.

All in all not a bad way to go Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 04/10/2019 20:38

Pecked to death by an adorable flightless bumbler of a bird. I suppose there are worse ways to go.

I assume this particular grumpy avian has sharpened the point of its overly long beak so that it's rather like a poniard.

boredboredboredboredbored · 04/10/2019 20:39

Fucking boredom

thenightfury · 04/10/2019 20:40

Eaten by a toothless dragon. 🤣

RaininSummer · 04/10/2019 20:40

Rusting and drowned during disappointing annual leave.

Apolloanddaphne · 04/10/2019 20:42

I will be fleeing Apollo and will turn into a laurel tree.

bananaskinsnomnom · 04/10/2019 20:42

Choking on a banana skin while simultaneously falling on one

SagelyNodding · 04/10/2019 20:42

Can you die from nodding too much?

onemorecakeplease · 04/10/2019 20:43

Happily eating cake! That's not a bad way to go!

36degrees · 04/10/2019 20:43

Heatstroke

Vagndidit · 04/10/2019 20:44

Murdered in the woods by a family friend... 😁