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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is Tony you are a woodowkr teacher

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oliveoil · 18/07/2007 11:31

oi

have emailed yow

TinyGang · 18/07/2007 11:31

Or an ex Prime Minister

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:31

k
if you name is louise you aare an aerobic insturtor

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oliveoil · 18/07/2007 11:33

harrumph

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:34

if your name is Jo then you are a vetnurse

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:34

If your name is Kirsty you work in a call centre.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:35

If you're name is Tina (or Teena or Teynah) then you are a nail technician

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:35

If you're name is Dave then you are a scaffolder

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:35

oh very good

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LittleLupin · 18/07/2007 11:36

If your name is Katherine you are a stripper

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:36

clarissa - owns own shop selling darling little organic childrens clothes and homemade jam. she will go bust in 6 months.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:36

Helens work in banks

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:36

what abotu smaanthas?

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:36

LOL chevre

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:36

If you're name is Carol then you're a post office cashier (DEFINITELY!)

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:37

roy is an electrican

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:37

Lucindas straddle horses for a living

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:37

Sue works in a shoe shop( liek in topsy and tim)

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wishywotz · 18/07/2007 11:37

If your name is cathy or caroline you married my ex bf's

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:37

paul says " jsut rebooot it"

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oliveoil · 18/07/2007 11:37

Jocasta makes cushions from french lace aquired from her forays into local markets

went bust

owes daddy £50K set up fee

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:38

Val is a barmaid (ok, yes, she is busty)

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:38

miriam is a chirstian

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chevre · 18/07/2007 11:38

samatha aka sam is a body pump instructor