If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Tina works with children and talks to them in a ridiculously high pitched singsong voice

Archibald is obese but only aware of this subconsciously. He hasn't seen his John Thomas in years.
John Thomas is Archibald's son. He was bullied at school because of his name but his parents told him to stop being a baby about it. One of his teachers tried to help by referring to him as Johnny T but this backfired when kids started asking him if he had any johnnies.
John Thomas now compensates for his lack of self confidence by coming across as extremely stern. He is in senior management and whenever he says his name he does it as seriously as a newsreader reporting on a disaster. But secretly he's terrified somebody will snigger. He has been in love with Fran (sales) for years but cannot speak to her or about her as he has recurring nightmares that he'll accidentally call her Fanny.
Richard tells people to call him Dick. He thinks it makes him sound like a character from Mad Men and hopes subliminally it will make women aroused by him. It doesn't. They just think he's a dick. Once he interviewed for a job at John Thomas' company. He was perfect for the role but John vetoed his appointment for reasons he refused to explain to HR.
John dreads the quarterly visits from the Scottish head of accounts, Willie.

Ian is soooooo dull. I can't write a post about him because i would fall asleep mid-...

Norman, on the other hand, makes Ian look like the life and soul of the party. Not that either of them go to many parties.

Gary is a narcissist.

Matt becomes Matilda at weekends. She wears theatrical dresses, size 11stilletos and is unusually hairy for a woman

If your name is Belinda, you run a knitting class and wear reading glasses on top on your head.

Even during sex.