If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

[coddy]

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

ruth is a school govenror

iw as ats chool wiht loads of sams
never see em now

Araminta is Jocasta's best friend. She used to 'run' her daddy's stables (she loves horses). Now she 'runs' a small gallery of modern art in Notting Hill. Its shit.

Keith works on the bins

emily makes her own pastry

emily is WAN

get soem sun emily

Matt is a graphic designer. His girlfriend, Jools, is a PR.

i think you will find if your name is samantha you are a slappers nightclub in essex

(pronouned smaaaaanfers)

mick is a brickie htough

Ron sucks his teeth looks doubtful and says 'It'll cost yer'

carole works in oayroll for an i.t. company.

If you name is Sue, you change it to Suoozi so you can work in PR

Sally loves cake decorating

LOLOL AT RON

he has wiehgt issues and a builders crak

Marie is a beauty therapist

charles is a rather florid banker

you've met him then!

Stephen is a Purchase Ledger supervisor

I KNWOA MARIE WHO IS ABUETY THERPIST

Yes- I know two 'mick the brick' s

Sylvia and sandra work on customer services desk at ASDA

whereas Steven is not

I was going to say that about Charles! - you know him too, then.

steve is very chummy

oi, i make my own pastry and am not called emily. does this mean i have to flounce or do you have to insult the names of my children too?

lol goast are claled billy