If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

[coddy]

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

[BBBBasilisk]

ruth is a school govenror

[coddy]

iw as ats chool wiht loads of sams
never see em now

[LoveAngel]

Araminta is Jocasta's best friend. She used to 'run' her daddy's stables (she loves horses). Now she 'runs' a small gallery of modern art in Notting Hill. Its shit.

[oliveoil]

Keith works on the bins

[BBBBasilisk]

emily makes her own pastry

[coddy]

emily is WAN

get soem sun emily

[LoveAngel]

Matt is a graphic designer. His girlfriend, Jools, is a PR.

[CountessDracula]

i think you will find if your name is samantha you are a slappers nightclub in essex

(pronouned smaaaaanfers)

[coddy]

mick is a brickie htough

[TinyGang]

Ron sucks his teeth looks doubtful and says 'It'll cost yer'

[chevre]

carole works in oayroll for an i.t. company.

[oliveoil]

If you name is Sue, you change it to Suoozi so you can work in PR

[LoveAngel]

Sally loves cake decorating

[coddy]

LOLOL AT RON

he has wiehgt issues and a builders crak

[mrsmalaprop]

Marie is a beauty therapist

[coddy]

charles is a rather florid banker

[TinyGang]

you've met him then!

[CountessDracula]

Stephen is a Purchase Ledger supervisor

[coddy]

I KNWOA MARIE WHO IS ABUETY THERPIST

[tiredemma]

Yes- I know two 'mick the brick' s


Sylvia and sandra work on customer services desk at ASDA

[coddy]

whereas Steven is not

[mrsmalaprop]

I was going to say that about Charles! - you know him too, then.

[coddy]

steve is very chummy

[chevre]

oi, i make my own pastry and am not called emily. does this mean i have to flounce or do you have to insult the names of my children too?

[coddy]

lol goast are claled billy