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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:57

ALicia(Liss") wants to be famous for lookign languid and having tousled hair.

when she went on a school skiing trip to val d'isere she had a peronalised hoody wiht "I'm Liss I put out" on it.

itsi in her bottom drawer so her parents wont see it

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:57

Jilly runs a mobile hairdressing business and will never marry

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:57

Betty is a volunteer, working in the hospital shop.
Bette is 4 (and will one day grow up to hate her parents for calling her after a long-dead actress, and change her name to Caitlin/Gracie/Ella)

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 11:58

Julie is a receptionist in a 2 star hotel. She's married to Kev.

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:58

debbi/deb/dee is a sahm with a serious pram habit.

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 11:58

ROFL Enid - Gill has a tendency to speak over you too.

Enid · 18/07/2007 11:58

Janine works in the underwear dept of a provincial dept store

She doesnt have a boyfriend 'at present' but she loves those crime series on tv

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:59

Melody loves her cats and spends most days browsing second-hand bookshops. She works part-time in the evenings teaching life drawing

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:59

Claire is much more of a driven person thatn clare

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:59

( medical rep i think)

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TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 11:59

And debbi/deb/dee says hun a lot.

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:59

SHOOT HER

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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:59

pmsl@pram habit. I bet debbie is friends with mandy, who's kids clothes are always ironed and smell of Comfort.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 12:00

Joan works for the LEA, and has learnt to deal with a constant feeling of pointlessness.
She has bad hair, and doesn't fully understand the basic premise of personal hygiene.
Step away from the nylon, Joan!

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:00

And "babe"

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 12:00

Lorraine calls herself 'Lolly', and wants her children to see her as their friend.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:01

Does debbie frequent netmums when gary (her hubby_ lets her use his computer?

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:01

Giles is an estate agent with a wanky car. He wears too much aftershave.

coddy · 18/07/2007 12:01

AND SHE DOENS THAVE HER OWN EMAIL ADRESS FGS AND HER DH READ ALLT EH EMILAS

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Enid · 18/07/2007 12:02

Adrian is a right drip

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:02

tina works in admin but has such a cute figure and nice hair even teh lawyers want to be her.

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:02

Rob is a cool young history teacher who thinks the kids love him. They think he is a tosser

Enid · 18/07/2007 12:02

lol @ rob

coddy · 18/07/2007 12:03

LOL ALL NEW TEACHERS HTINK THEY ARE GROOVY
WE WATHCED THEM BURN [WINK]

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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:03

I predict Giles will end up marrying Eleanor, but will shag a lot of Lisas behind her back