If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

[coddy]

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Mel is really 'ker-ay-zeeee' and 'wacky' and 'fun loving'. She wants to be a children's TV presenter.

Ben is a recruitment consultant

tara is very bitter that she cgave upher career fo the flipping kids

BEN SO IS

Gordon still lives at home with his mother and is over 50. They go on holiday together.

NIgel htinks he si an indie cool merhcant

Peregrine is a right wing high court judge with deviant tendencies

Lenny is a builder, who is a bit aggressive about getting paid up front, and charges £25 just to get the ladder off the van.

gordon obviously is also a Moron

Tom is in IT sales

actually you have insulted my husband too, beeatch!

Steve dresses in his wifes underswear while she is at work and calls himself stephanie.

oh yes

all mels i know cwazy

Becki is a hairdresser

rebecca is a slightly tired looking criminla defence solcitor

Phillipa wears a padded headband and goes to coffee mornings

Christine has been a PA for 25 years ( a brilliant one - not like these slutty little office temps in their short skirts who can't even audio type or organise the boss's dry cleaning properly!)

olive is the receptionist at the mental health daycare unit

Have you been stalking me, mrsm?

(I promised Perigrine last night that I wouldn't use this again but how could I resist? )

Christina, on the other hand, runs pilates courses for postnatal women in Muswell Hill.

yes pease lel christine that yellow hair si not ehsame as blonde

Guy is a slightly too intense middle-manager

adn chris is a physio who barks at pregannt women to UNCROSS YOUR LEGS

(hehe my dad wnted ds1 to be caled guy)

pmsl@cod - you have imagined Christine perfectly cod. 10/10, well done.