If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

[coddy]

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

[LoveAngel]

Mel is really 'ker-ay-zeeee' and 'wacky' and 'fun loving'. She wants to be a children's TV presenter.

[Walnutshell]

Ben is a recruitment consultant

[coddy]

tara is very bitter that she cgave upher career fo the flipping kids

[coddy]

BEN SO IS

[TinyGang]

Gordon still lives at home with his mother and is over 50. They go on holiday together.

[coddy]

NIgel htinks he si an indie cool merhcant

[mrsmalaprop]

Peregrine is a right wing high court judge with deviant tendencies

[DangerousBeans]

Lenny is a builder, who is a bit aggressive about getting paid up front, and charges £25 just to get the ladder off the van.

[coddy]

gordon obviously is also a Moron

[CountessDracula]

Tom is in IT sales

[chevre]

actually you have insulted my husband too, beeatch!

[tiredemma]

Steve dresses in his wifes underswear while she is at work and calls himself stephanie.

[CountessDracula]

oh yes

all mels i know cwazy

[coddy]

Becki is a hairdresser

rebecca is a slightly tired looking criminla defence solcitor

[mrsmalaprop]

Phillipa wears a padded headband and goes to coffee mornings

[LoveAngel]

Christine has been a PA for 25 years ( a brilliant one - not like these slutty little office temps in their short skirts who can't even audio type or organise the boss's dry cleaning properly!)

[CountessDracula]

olive is the receptionist at the mental health daycare unit

[Peregrine]

Have you been stalking me, mrsm?

(I promised Perigrine last night that I wouldn't use this again but how could I resist? )

[LoveAngel]

Christina, on the other hand, runs pilates courses for postnatal women in Muswell Hill.

[coddy]

yes pease lel christine that yellow hair si not ehsame as blonde

[CountessDracula]

Guy is a slightly too intense middle-manager

[coddy]

adn chris is a physio who barks at pregannt women to UNCROSS YOUR LEGS

[coddy]

(hehe my dad wnted ds1 to be caled guy)

[LoveAngel]

pmsl@cod - you have imagined Christine perfectly cod. 10/10, well done.

[coddy]