If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Veronica's children have left home so she fills her time with lots of charidee work

lol my rl mate is cathy she very bubbel and gorge

lolllll@mary kate

Derek directs the village xmas panto

Dympna plays the double bass ans she hates her parents fro it

WHY NOT THE SAX???

Alison is passive aggressive, and works night shifts in a care home.

Bunny organises the charity raising xmas carol singing and is Derek's greatest fan

LMAO@jean. Jean is a bitch. I hate her.

Lucy is in publishing
and thinks it is Veyr important

Mark is an actor, who has many auditions, but the highlight of his career is the part of a corpse in Casualty.

Audrey is in charge of floral displays in the village church.
And Ken helps as he has a flair for it.

Jan is capable.

Malcolm is a taxi driver

capable but cries when alone

Esme writes amusing teenager columns in the sunday broadsheets while at Oxford

R O F L

PMSL countess dracula

oh enid so right

jan is a social worker who doesn't give a feck

Gill is a hard faced old cow

Jane is rotund, and easily flattered by the slightest bit of attention from any member of the armed forces.
She works in personnel.

Sarah is the PMs wife

Sal is very popular with boys but all the girls want to scratch her eyes out

Michaela works in a jewellers and spends a lot of time in front of the mirror admiring her slightly too coarse to be beautiful features. Her make-up is two shades too orange

Katharine is a stroppy brunette who last felt important when she got top marks in her mock A level Physics paper.
She always corrects people who spell her name with a C and an E