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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 11:53

Veronica's children have left home so she fills her time with lots of charidee work

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:53

lol my rl mate is cathy she very bubbel and gorge

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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:53

lolllll@mary kate

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:53

Derek directs the village xmas panto

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:53

Dympna plays the double bass ans she hates her parents fro it

WHY NOT THE SAX???

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:53

Alison is passive aggressive, and works night shifts in a care home.

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:54

Bunny organises the charity raising xmas carol singing and is Derek's greatest fan

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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:54

LMAO@jean. Jean is a bitch. I hate her.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:54

Lucy is in publishing
and thinks it is Veyr important

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mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 11:54

Mark is an actor, who has many auditions, but the highlight of his career is the part of a corpse in Casualty.

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:55

Audrey is in charge of floral displays in the village church.
And Ken helps as he has a flair for it.

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:55

Jan is capable.

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TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 11:55

Malcolm is a taxi driver

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Enid · 18/07/2007 11:55

capable but cries when alone

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:55

Esme writes amusing teenager columns in the sunday broadsheets while at Oxford

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:55

R O F L

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mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 11:55

PMSL countess dracula

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:55

oh enid so right

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chevre · 18/07/2007 11:55

jan is a social worker who doesn't give a feck

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Enid · 18/07/2007 11:56

Gill is a hard faced old cow

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UCM · 18/07/2007 11:57

Sarah is the PMs wife

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:57

Jane is rotund, and easily flattered by the slightest bit of attention from any member of the armed forces.
She works in personnel.

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:57

Michaela works in a jewellers and spends a lot of time in front of the mirror admiring her slightly too coarse to be beautiful features. Her make-up is two shades too orange

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TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 11:57

Sal is very popular with boys but all the girls want to scratch her eyes out

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PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 11:57

Katharine is a stroppy brunette who last felt important when she got top marks in her mock A level Physics paper.
She always corrects people who spell her name with a C and an E

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