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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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chevre · 18/07/2007 11:48

jamie is an estate agent who always looks like he just shaved.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:48

Andy is a self-employed plumber.
His wife makes him wear a shirt and tie to look tidy for the customers, and complains that all that kneeling unders sinks weakens the knees of his trousers.
He prefers to be called Andrew, but isn't outspoken enough to correct people when they call him Andy.
He has a transit van and a labrador in the passenger seat.

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:49

oh no nto a lab surely

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:49

Lee is a rahter vain assitant in a small fashion shop.
he htink he is the David Beckham of the south west

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mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 11:49

Nicky is a midwife
Nikki is an overly friendly nursery nurse
Nix is a holiday rep with a bad bottle tan and no self control
Nicola is a tv researcher

Enid · 18/07/2007 11:50

no Bekki is a hairdresser

Becky is a nice young girl who works in a nursery, she wear too much make up and straightens her hair rigourously

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:50

TIK TICK TO ALL

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Enid · 18/07/2007 11:50

Chris doesn't wear any make up

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:51

And Nichola is a Psychiatrist

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:51

no she has short hari so che cna bark more fiercely

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chevre · 18/07/2007 11:51

lee [shudder] i bet he says yo! when you walk into the shop.

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:51

Fiona works in the library

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:51

Nikki works in boarding kennels with Stacey and Chelsea.

Enid · 18/07/2007 11:51

Craig mends your stuff and is quite hunky in a thick kind of way

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:51

or soemthign very senisble

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TinyGang · 18/07/2007 11:52

Jean works at the surgery and wants to know if it's leaking pus.

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:52

Kate is rahter nice.

( i do always knwo nice Ktaes)

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Enid · 18/07/2007 11:52

Lorna has had a troubled life

chevre · 18/07/2007 11:52

pmsl laughing at the physio.

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:52

rofl at jean

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 11:52

Natasha works with horses
Tasha is a budding actress
Tash works in a clothes shop in brighton and has a dodgy asymmetrical haircut

Enid · 18/07/2007 11:53

Cathy is bubbly

coddy · 18/07/2007 11:53

i ahet those haircuts

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DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 11:53

Dympna, Alice and Mary-Kate audition for musicals with regular monotony.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 11:53

I beg to differ. Nikki definitely used to be a man.

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