There is a lipstick going around in the washing machine that isn't mine.

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100% certain dh is not having an affair so who does the lipstick belong to and how on earth will I get it out of the washing as the lid has come off (presumably in the machine) and I'm guessing it will be all over it now. Luckily it was a dark wash. I've stopped the washing machine and put it on drain.

Maybe its your husbands?

Could he have got it for you?

How are you 100%? I reckon i was a gift he forgot about

does he get about as Davina at the weekends?

How can you say 100%??

I found these teeth in my washing machine- to this day I have no idea where they came from

Teeth?

uuuggghhhh teeeth???

Have you asked him about it? Surely the load has finished now?

Teeeth !! Was it a second hand washing machine ?

I found these teeth in my washing machine- to this day I have no idea where they came from

Ew, hope you checked the filter for other body parts.

I found a small seashell under a skin covered lump on my skull once, weird things happen sometimes?

All I ever find is a loose button or forgotten tissue...

WHAT NOW WITH THE SEASHELL????!!!!!

Fucking seashell?

OP are you living in a Japanese horror film?

Loving this thread - it's just getting weirder and weirder.

This thread got weird quickly. Teeth!! Seashell!!!

Seashell?? Pardon?!

I only ever find do hair in the filter.

thank fuck, after reading this thread

This thread is cool

Jesus. The weirdest thing I’ve ever found is a perfectly laundered poo.

This is freaky.

In terms of getting lipstick out of clothes just put it on a wash straight away once you have relieved the offending article.

Where did it come from? Who's pockets are in the machine?

Hang on ... could we get back to OP's mystery lipstick ..... any news on where it's from OP?

Seashell under skin... (shudder!)