There is a lipstick going around in the washing machine that isn't mine.

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100% certain dh is not having an affair so who does the lipstick belong to and how on earth will I get it out of the washing as the lid has come off (presumably in the machine) and I'm guessing it will be all over it now. Luckily it was a dark wash. I've stopped the washing machine and put it on drain.

Do you have kids?
My daughter, who is eight, loves lipstick.

Oh god.. as a child I found loads of bits of seashell embedded in my legs. We had just come back from holiday and I had spent a lot of time in the sea.

Are you all mermaids?

What does he do for a living?

I squeezed a piece of shell out of a lump in my arm after a long beach holiday. I thought I was the only person this had ever happened to!

....I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

What?

I found these teeth in my washing machine- to this day I have no idea where they came from

You didn't buy Dennis Nilson's old house, did you?

I just love the surreal turn this thread has taken

Cousin Dennis cooked his, erm, companions. He didn't stick 'em on a boil wash. Though that might have helped

A seashell? In your skull?!

I'm drunk already aren't I

Not a second hand washing machine.
DCs are adults (well 18 & 17) & I GRILLED them & promised not to shout if they told me the truth but the teeth are an absolute mystery

Ohhh now this is a well weird thread.Dennis Nilson’s house, the one in Muswell Hill? Lived near there as a kid when they discovered the murders!

Omg the ewww factor is strong on this thread!!

This thread is incredible! Loving the seashell in head.

Seashell in your head? Did your mum conceive you in the sea?

Poor OP.. sorry I didn’t mean to derail your thread but I honestly thought the seashell thing had only happened to me. Anyway, re lipstick..have you had any visitors recently ? Could someone have left it and it got scooped up with stuff going in the wash

Could the teeth be from a puppy??

I found a curly hair buried deep in the sole of my foot. Freaked me out.

There was a piece of ham in my sink yesterday. Just me and dcat at home. I haven't eaten ham in weeks and weeks.

www.cbsnews.com/news/doctors-find-feather-in-7-month-old-kansas-girls-neck/

Reminds more of the child who,had a feather in her cheek..

Could the teeth be from a puppy??

Why would that be any less weird??

Teeth, you don't know whose & you still have them??!!

Awoof - that is clearly down to the cat!

I thought this was going to be an affair thread.

A seashell