There is a lipstick going around in the washing machine that isn't mine.

[AManWalksIntoABarOuch]

100% certain dh is not having an affair so who does the lipstick belong to and how on earth will I get it out of the washing as the lid has come off (presumably in the machine) and I'm guessing it will be all over it now. Luckily it was a dark wash. I've stopped the washing machine and put it on drain.

[Lifeisabeach09]

Do you have kids?
My daughter, who is eight, loves lipstick.

[MrsGrindah]

Oh god.. as a child I found loads of bits of seashell embedded in my legs. We had just come back from holiday and I had spent a lot of time in the sea.

[elQuintoConyo]

Are you all mermaids?

[PoorYorick]

What does he do for a living?

[ConjugalHoliday]

I squeezed a piece of shell out of a lump in my arm after a long beach holiday. I thought I was the only person this had ever happened to!

[KrisCringleWinterWonderland]

....I have no idea what's going on in this thread.

[BertieBotts]

What?

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

I found these teeth in my washing machine- to this day I have no idea where they came from

You didn't buy Dennis Nilson's old house, did you?

[Tentomidnight]

I just love the surreal turn this thread has taken

[HirplesWithHaggis]

Cousin Dennis cooked his, erm, companions. He didn't stick 'em on a boil wash. Though that might have helped

[Spangles1963]

A seashell? In your skull?!

[Yeahsureokay]

I'm drunk already aren't I

[Shitloadstodo]

Not a second hand washing machine.
DCs are adults (well 18 & 17) & I GRILLED them & promised not to shout if they told me the truth but the teeth are an absolute mystery

[Peaceonearthplease]

Ohhh now this is a well weird thread.Dennis Nilson’s house, the one in Muswell Hill? Lived near there as a kid when they discovered the murders!

[gingergenius]

Omg the ewww factor is strong on this thread!!

[RhubarbTea]

This thread is incredible! Loving the seashell in head.

[FucksakeCuntingFuckingTwats]

Seashell in your head? Did your mum conceive you in the sea?

[MrsGrindah]

Poor OP.. sorry I didn’t mean to derail your thread but I honestly thought the seashell thing had only happened to me. Anyway, re lipstick..have you had any visitors recently ? Could someone have left it and it got scooped up with stuff going in the wash

[Em308]

Could the teeth be from a puppy??

I found a curly hair buried deep in the sole of my foot. Freaked me out.

[Awoof]

There was a piece of ham in my sink yesterday. Just me and dcat at home. I haven't eaten ham in weeks and weeks.

[Petalflowers]

www.cbsnews.com/news/doctors-find-feather-in-7-month-old-kansas-girls-neck/

Reminds more of the child who,had a feather in her cheek..

[Straycatblue]

Could the teeth be from a puppy??

Why would that be any less weird??

[diddl]

Teeth, you don't know whose & you still have them??!!

[Aridane]

Awoof - that is clearly down to the cat!

[MayFayner]

I thought this was going to be an affair thread.

A seashell