Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

[Hushabyelullaby]

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions

Mmmmmm yes just there ...not there no ... yes there....

At the table or on the sofa?
Ready! Are you coming?
On the table in 2 minutes
Oooh crunchy
You're late, so you'll have to do it yourself.
Blimey that pile is massive!

Don't worry about the mess.

Wow! That looks amazing! Can't wait to get it inside me!

Hi folks,

Thanks for the classics nominations!

We're sending this over to the hall of fame now...

shall we invite the neighbours?

Try both ends

More cucumber, dear?

It all goes down the same hole.

Just the tip

The train is going into the tunnel.

Stop flicking your bean.

I hate putting stuff in my mouth that's still bloody.

I'm sure we can make this bird stretch to four people.

Aah, do you remember when we had this on that old checked picnic blanket when we first started dating?

Such lovely weather! Let's take this outside!

It melts in the mouth. though I wish it didn't

Just lick it off your finger.

This tastes a bit funny.

I can't wait to taste it

Bottoms up!

"Fancy another sandwich, you two?"

"Proper made my eyes water, that did"

"Keep your hot salami wrapped up nice and tight for later"

"No, Yvonne's selling tickets for Bob's meat draw; Audrey's displaying her jugs over by the village spit roast..."

Apparently that's good for your skin.

Your courgette's wilted.

No you swish and then spit, never swallow!

Is there a bun in the oven?