Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

[Hushabyelullaby]

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions

Stop waving it about. You'll have someone's eye out.

I'd like the bill please...

Fire up your blowtorch, Roger. This tart is needing flambéed!

Cedric, I have noted your propensity to sprinkle hundreds and thousands on everything.

I love a bit of German sausage

I fancy an Indian tonight .

This chocolate taste good.

I love Pickled gherkin all wet and juicy

Poke it in the middle

Pop the cherry

Pound the beef till its tender

Grab those breast with both hands

Don't let that slip off your mouth if it taste good

This cucumber is huge

The rabbits have been rampant this year Cedrick.

Eat a mouthful of the muffin, it's a delight.

How did that shrink?

Squat that here please, no! Not there, on this side.

Those are Margaret's rabbits.

That's been boiled for far too long.

I thought women had clean minds until I discovered Mumsnet

"The home of the whopper!"

"It just tastes better!"

"I'm lovin' it!"

"Have it your way!"

"Finger-lickin' good!"

"Now you're eating!"

"Eat fresh!"

"Gather round the good stuff!"

"Makin' it great, again and again!"

(Past & present slogans, legit fast food companies).

Time to put the meat in.
Are we supposed to eat the skin?

My last girlfriend was also partial to a bit of pork in cider.

'Is that custard?'

' No nuts for me please.

"You have to keep stirring it on a low heat and not let it boil over."

"Well, if you can't manage his portion either, ask Daphne to go halves".

Sorry, I started without you..

Pour oil over this

Give it a lick, quick its dripping
Its very cheesey
Nom fish pie
Dive in
Slow down
Juicy plums
I've had enough

Take your time, don't rush!

I know it's purple but it's still perfectly fine to eat!

Please sir, can I have some more?!

Can I have a small taste of that before I decide if I want a full portion?

Anyone fancy going twos with me?

It's so hot! Better blow on it first

No more thank you, I'm done

I don't think that I can eat anymore

Blimey, I'm full.

(The 'fish 'references on this thread are revolting)

Next course, jerk pork with well-tossed salad.