Something you can say during sex, and also at the dinner table

[Hushabyelullaby]

Don't talk with your mouth full
You've got something on your chin

anyone got any other suggestions

"My cream horn's filling...Turnover?... Eh, Clair éclair?"

Mmm, why don't we have this more often!

I bet you can't finish that off without licking your lips

Have you got a yen for my eggs, Benedict ?

Would you fancy another after eight?

Quit yattering, Millicent, and sink your teeth in me rump!

If I catch you saying Grace again ….

Have you not finished yet? I want to put the kettle on.

I know I've finished but I'm hungry for more!

Are you able to reach the cream for me my darling?

Stay, there's plenty to go around...

Stick a fork in me, I'm done!

Well that's an impressive spread!

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Nice beaver.

Did you have to fart right here?

"Mmm...doesn't Jack Daniels go down a treat?"

"My last mouthful of Gordon's...Top me up with a double."

"Oy! Watch where you're putting that apple, Charlotte Apple Charlotte."

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Umm.. What's that?

It was fine, just a bit... vanilla.

That needs a little prick.

You can't go wrong with Delia.

Point the nozzle down or we'll have squirty cream everywhere.

I am absolutely stuffed!

Yes daddy

The scattered rose petals are fine but the string quartet is a tad intrusive.

More tea Vicar?

Hang on don't start clearing away I'm not finished yet!

Oh I say, moist and spongy!

Licking the flavour off first is just bad manners!

I love it when it explodes like that!

You'll have to go at it harder dear, if you want it to come apart!