If MN had its own TV channel...

[FairNotFair]

What the world needs is more MN, delivered to a wider audience. I have therefore whilst stuck in a traffic jam put together the basis of an idea for MNTV. Here are the totally original programmes I've come up with so far:

Cuntdown – fun wordgame in which contestants try and create profanities from a random selection of letters
Meal or No Meal – cookery programme focusing on the versatility and endless possibilities presented by the MN Chicken
Dynasty 2017 – updated drama with Justine as Alexis and Olivia as Krystle. Or vice versa. It doesn’t really matter.
Call the Midwife – fly-on-the-wall documentary/gameshow in which random women POAS and viewers phone a premium-rate number to vote on whether they can see a faint line…
Who Do You Think You Are? – televised outrage followed by flouncing
Are You Being Served? - harrowing real-life tales of funny looks from hapless retail assistants who are subsequently reported to management

I think there is definitely a market for such delights . Any more suggestions before I pitch it to MNHQ?

TopOfThePops Not-so-stealth boasting about why their DPs are the best dads: Cheryl Fernandez-Versini Coley Tweedy Payne, I'm looking at you!

MN Cats & Dogs Home

Based loosely on the Battersea series, but with a twist. Here is what happened on last week's show -
^Beryl and Martin own a 12 acre country house in Dorset, where they also run a dog training school. Martin has 20 years experience as a police dog handler, whilst Beryl is the director of the international canine charity, "Sad-Faced Dogs In Need." The couple came to MN Cats & Dogs Home, with the aim of adopting a companion for their elderly pooch, Monty.
Sadly, the couple were turned away after a home inspection revealed the presence of an empty FruitShoot bottle was found in the dashboard of Martin's Fiat Punto. Beryl has since given Martin the boot, and is now consoling herself with the companionship of a new pet - a common garden snail named "Sharon." ^