Fanny condensation

[ClopySow]

On plastic chairs. Just me?

Please tell me it's not just me. It happened tonight at school parents meeting. Stood up after a nice chat with the maths teacher and there is it, the diamond shaped condensation patch of doom.

I nearly name changed because i am very embarrassed, but fuck it.

Not had time to RTFT, but can anyone answer how this happens when you have a pair of trousers or a skirt between yourself and the chair. I mean....just HOW? Is your skirt so short that your pants are directly on the chair? Does the moisture go through a layer of pants and a layer of skirt/ trouser?

Oh, fuckkk. Was congratulating myself on not suffering from the hot crotch, then realised that since I've never noticed anyone else's steamy offerings I could well be walking away obliviously from my own. And I go to a lot of plasticky-chair meetings.

I have NO idea what you're all on about!!

merry it's not sweat moisture 'leaking' onto the chair, neither is it discharge or piss it is 'condensation caused by hot monte coming into contact with cold chair.

This is in the same league as boob sweat!!! I worked with a girl who had awful boob sweat Or do you think boob sweat deserves it's own thread

Minge not MONTE!! is Boob sweat visible?

Hot monte! New name for my fanny. I shall use it seductively.

All plastic chairs get a damp patch on them if your body temp is warmer than the chair and it's a cold room- happens to guys as well as women.

Same principle as breathing onto a cold window.

I think HQ should stick this in the OP..

Fabulously yes it does if it's an extremely hot day and your boobage isn't as pert as it once was

Oh this thread is fab! Not RTFT but must add I was once perched on a table at the front of a class, happily teaching a group of 25 Y10 boys sommat or other. I jumped off the table to pace (as I do, I wave my arms about a lot as well!!) turned round and there was the triangle of terror, the Hot Monte there for all to see I developed my twist and slide routine that very day

I'm imagining coordinated twist-and-slide routines as women's meetings finish all over the place now.

Monkey 1978 Science stool arse has probably held back the progress of women into science, engineering and technology by decades.

Think on that.

Sit cross legged on one one bum cheek.

Oh, God, yes, science stool arse.
Particularly heinous with thick wool tights.
Made concentration impossible, and the more you wriggled the worse it got.
Who knows what strides women could have made in science had we not all been too busy sliding around the stools to listen...

This reminds me of a school trip I was on, music tour in 30 plus heat. Got to outside venue, set up, music teacher on electric piano. End of set, she calls me over frantically. "Fuckery, i CANT GET UP!" I summoned a few girls to pretend to be packing up gear, whilst we hurriedly tied a sweat shirt round her waist ( and got rid of the triangle of shame) The rest of the tour there was a towel on the piano stool.
I love hot monte, excellent misprint.

Well it seems we are talking about sweat AND condensation as you won't be getting fanny condensation on a hot day. Also where are these schools with freezing cold chairs. Most schools seem permanently overheated. Grateful I must have a lukewarm monte. Now boob sweat I definitely get and have to stuff tissues in my bra in summer.

lego The Donna Summer clip reminds me of the phrase my friends and I used to use while clubbing - 'Disco Pussy'.

"I've got Disco Pussy"

"No worries, I've got wet wipes"

WTA Fuck?

There is NO SUCH THING AS FANNY CONDENSATION. Your vulva is not made of glass!

I suggest you get your blood pressure tested and also your cholesterol. If you are sweating so much then it is a medical problem.

OK, this gets more interesting as we go along - i have a fat (cold) arse and a juicy, acidic minge which bleaches knickers, but i still dont get the diamond of doom. i cant figure out what the link is!? haha

Oh and stay off the booze!

Have had to leave room as I have pissed myself laughing and I'm not even at my own house !!!!

Someone gave the tip of sitting cross legged - I ALWAYS sit crosslegged, feel uncomfortable otherwise, is this it? are you diamond doomers sitting 'flat'?

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mother Thank you! Am not the only one with 'bleached' gussets! (I may need to name change shortly....)