He has eaten a fat ball

[ManifestoMT]

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

I'm weeping with laughter, fortunately already in spare room to escape DH's snores.

NoArmani, fatballs are generally made to feed wild birds. You aggregate leftover fats (eg, from the grillpan) with bought seeds, shape into balls, add a string so you can hang it... Very Blue Peter. There are arguments that fatballs can kinda "glue" a bird's mouth, but I'm not sufficiently familiar with them to reiterate.

Fatballs are never intended for human consumption.

Am also on nightshift and am sniggering away...

Laughing so hard I snorted and woke the baby!
So he took a bite, thought "hmm these are very greasy" and just carried on eating anyway?!?!?!?? What the hell did he think the string was for? (tell me he ate that too )

Update is he is fine.

Not a bother on him.

He must have the Constitution of a donkey!

A very very stupid donkey.

I will ask him what he thought the string was for and amaze you with his reply when we have sorted the morning out.

NoArmani here you go. Yum. The shop bought ones smell so awful they make me heave.

Shamelessly marking place for strong explanation

OMG he didn't eat the string did he Manifesto?

Oh my, this has made my day. Just read thread and had more anticipation than with the last whodunit I read!

Thank you Manifesto's Great Tit

marking place yo find out if the string was consumed this I'd brilliant!

What a tit!

Maybe today he'd like a bowl of mealworms :D

Fatballs washed down with whiskey ?
Words fail me

Brilliant

I need to hear about the string as well

When's his birthday you could stick some candles in this

OMG!

I';d have to LTB!

I have to know what he thought the string was for! Thanks OP (and OP's dozy DH), you have really cheered up my morning :)

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh what a great tit indeed!

Hilarious!
Just imagine going in for a smooch after that

Reading this thread has brightened my day after being up since 2am with a teething, snotty baby! Thank you

I can see why we have all flocked to this thread. I fear you are not out of the nesting box yet OP. Your dh may yet come home to roost unwell and have to perch for some time in the bathroom.

Reading this in train to work, snorting and in tears. Think there will be more to this story - not enough time for the fatball to have worked his way through his system yet

This made me shake with laughter so much the dog trying to sleep on my lap is giving me filthy looks!

It really needs to be in classics.