He has eaten a fat ball

[ManifestoMT]

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

[Riddo]

I'm weeping with laughter, fortunately already in spare room to escape DH's snores.

[OldLadyKnowsNothing]

NoArmani, fatballs are generally made to feed wild birds. You aggregate leftover fats (eg, from the grillpan) with bought seeds, shape into balls, add a string so you can hang it... Very Blue Peter. There are arguments that fatballs can kinda "glue" a bird's mouth, but I'm not sufficiently familiar with them to reiterate.

Fatballs are never intended for human consumption.

[Ubik1]

Am also on nightshift and am sniggering away...

[ipswichwitch]

Laughing so hard I snorted and woke the baby!
So he took a bite, thought "hmm these are very greasy" and just carried on eating anyway?!?!?!?? What the hell did he think the string was for? (tell me he ate that too )

[technosausage]

[ManifestoMT]

Update is he is fine.

Not a bother on him.

He must have the Constitution of a donkey!

A very very stupid donkey.

I will ask him what he thought the string was for and amaze you with his reply when we have sorted the morning out.

[Sparklingbrook]

NoArmani here you go. Yum. The shop bought ones smell so awful they make me heave.

[MyGastIsFlabbered]

Shamelessly marking place for strong explanation

[Sparklingbrook]

OMG he didn't eat the string did he Manifesto?

[Bearandcub]

Oh my, this has made my day. Just read thread and had more anticipation than with the last whodunit I read!

Thank you Manifesto's Great Tit

[TheProsAndConsOfHitchhiking]

marking place yo find out if the string was consumed this I'd brilliant!

[IceNoSlice]

What a tit!

[GerundTheBehemoth]

Maybe today he'd like a bowl of mealworms :D

[NymodigFruOla]

Fatballs washed down with whiskey ?
Words fail me

[SomethingAboutNothing]

Brilliant

[headlesslambrini]

I need to hear about the string as well

[Sparklingbrook]

When's his birthday you could stick some candles in this

[diddl]

OMG!

I';d have to LTB!

[CambridgeBlue]

I have to know what he thought the string was for! Thanks OP (and OP's dozy DH), you have really cheered up my morning :)

[TheCunkOfPhilomena]

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh what a great tit indeed!

[KaFayOLay]

Hilarious!
Just imagine going in for a smooch after that

[magicalmrmistoffelees]

Reading this thread has brightened my day after being up since 2am with a teething, snotty baby! Thank you

[Northernlurker]

I can see why we have all flocked to this thread. I fear you are not out of the nesting box yet OP. Your dh may yet come home to roost unwell and have to perch for some time in the bathroom.

[MissMalonex2]

Reading this in train to work, snorting and in tears. Think there will be more to this story - not enough time for the fatball to have worked his way through his system yet

[MothershipG]

This made me shake with laughter so much the dog trying to sleep on my lap is giving me filthy looks!

It really needs to be in classics.